lol i suck
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Wednesday I put money in darkshineknight's expired parking meter (14 points). In August I set dragonite's puppy on fire (-66 points). In April I committed genocide... Sorry about that, cookie_pixie (-5000 points). Last Sunday I stole cookie_pixie's purse (-30 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5782 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
mantis_peter