01. Arrival

[manslaughterer]

If you're reading this, I'm assuming that you've had the pleasure of ending-up in this shithole just as suddenly and enjoyably as I have. In looking over the network, it seems to me that most of you guys are pretty content to just sit around complaining or making idle threats... And I wonder, didn't anybody ever teach you that actions speak louder

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[red_hot_stripe]

M-mello?! YOU'RE HERE TOO?!

[manslaughterer]

What, is this another familiar face? I don't see a lot of those to begin with -

So, who is it, Snyder? Loss?

[red_hot_stripe]

It's Matt... Your old friend.

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[manslaughterer]

-... Matt?

[ Private to OU!Matt || Unhackable

[manslaughterer]

How the hell'd you end-up here? Near and I are mixed-up in this Kira business, so I kind of expected that if I was dragged into this shit he'd be along for the ride as well... but you. You've stayed a safe enough distance away from this crap, haven't you?

[Private to OU!Mello || Unhackable]

[red_hot_stripe]

I was complaing about that Misa whore to you and next thing I knew I was here... You came and found me after all that shite with the Japanese Police went down.

[ Private to OU!Matt || Unhackable ]

[manslaughterer]

...All what shit with the Japanese Police?

Are you sure you've got the right-...

[Private to OU!Mello || Unhackable]

[red_hot_stripe]

...Where you royally fucked up your face?

If you're the same Mello that up and left Wammy House without saying a fucking word to me then yeah, I got the right one.

[ Private to OU!Matt || Unhackable ]

[manslaughterer]

...Way to take a bite out of my dick there, Matt.

So you're the right one, yeah. But I've never once fucked-up my face - I happen to like it too much to let that kinda' thing happen, y'know.

[Private to OU!Mello || Unhackable]

[red_hot_stripe]

I've be come a pro in that department.

Last time I saw you, you had a scar on the left side of your face from when you blew up your base... It was down your neck and to your shoulder too actually... You're such a vain fuck.

[Private to OU!Matt || Unhackable]

[manslaughterer]

...Well, sorry to disappoint, but I sure as hell don't have any scars like that. And you don't even know what kind of fuck I am, Matt, I-...

-Wait. You-

You got into that prostitution racket?

[Private to OU!Mello || Unhackable]

[red_hot_stripe]

You bloody well did when I saw you.

Nnnn...

So? You don't expect me out there cutting people up or pushing drugs do you? I get to stay inside and interactions with others is kept to me dealing with customers. Like you're one to talk Mister 'Run away to join the mafia and get into fuck knows what'.

If you have such a bloody huge problem why don't you come visit me and keep all those nasty johns away then?

[Private to OU!Matt || Unhackable]

[manslaughterer]

...Okay. Either you hit your head or you... you're not from the right time, or something like that. Wormholes work in mysterious ways.

Well, I didn't think that you hated going outside that much, Matt! But if you wanna' find a passive-aggressive way of asking me to come and play the part of your Prince Charming, keeping you safe from invading dick, then you've done a good job of it.

So, what, are you allowed visitors? Do I have to pay for your time?

[Private to OU!Mello || Unhackable]

[red_hot_stripe]

I did get a nice blow to the head the other day but believe me... You're a person who's hard to get details wrong about. I highly doubt wormholes as they are highly improbable to exist on Earth but there's something strange going on that's certain. ROCKMAN IS HERE! FROM MY OLD VIDEO GAMES!! L is too...

I only went outside because you would drag me outside. Most of what I did at Wammy House was because you wanted me to. Pardon? Prince Charming? YOU?! Ohho that does earn some good lolz.

Both. If it's a day off you can come to my flat or if it's working you can just like... Buy time with me for an hour, two, three a whole fucking night.. I think there's other options too but I doubt you'd even do any of that shite so I'm not even holding you to that, Prince.

[1/2] [Private to OU!Matt || Unhackable]

[manslaughterer]

...A blow to the head? From who? Someone's pretty ballsy if they think they can fuck-around with-

[Private to OU!Matt || Unhackable]

[manslaughterer]

-Wait, L? L?!

What the fuck, Matt, you hit your head so hard you're more excited about some rock guy than L?! He-... He's dead. How the hell'd he get here, do you know-??

...

...And don't give me that crap. When's your off time? I'm going to case the Igura grounds now, but after I'm done with that I wanna' talk to you. And fuck right I'm Prince Charming, dick, you'll see!