every once in awhile
i walk into my house expecting nothing less than the ability to nap and watch highlander but our mailbox which has been slowly killing itself the last twelve years from a severe termite infection decides to go all "timber..." on us
so my dads like "lets go be men"
so with only a big medal rod and a shovel we traveled through egypt for 40 years
and we came out men
but as my dad was taking dirt out of this thing we call a "hole"
i ponder outloud "Whoa... never seen the sun shine so brightly off of a mans bald spot"
he slowly turn his head 90 degrees a.k.a "Sin=1" and says " fuck you douche bag"
and then knowing we had just had a small epiphany we drank diet coke
and ate steak and potatos for dinner because the Ressler boys are now Ressler men and when my mom says things like "come back here Joseph" my dad respons for me with catchy phrases like "o Faye cut the umbilical chord already"
o yeh... i really need people to go this there is alot of free food and u no ill be there so thats some type enticement and there tables hence the name (This event is a montgomery county thing but u know it will still be alright please go):
Chalk Out The Smoke | At Orange Ball Billiards
April 29, 7:00 - 10:00 PM
More info at: http://www.arcanestudiosllc.com/ChalkOutTheSmoke/
i know what ur thinking "he so desperate he put dat shit on lj" says the fat black women
so my dads like "lets go be men"
so with only a big medal rod and a shovel we traveled through egypt for 40 years
and we came out men
but as my dad was taking dirt out of this thing we call a "hole"
i ponder outloud "Whoa... never seen the sun shine so brightly off of a mans bald spot"
he slowly turn his head 90 degrees a.k.a "Sin=1" and says " fuck you douche bag"
and then knowing we had just had a small epiphany we drank diet coke
and ate steak and potatos for dinner because the Ressler boys are now Ressler men and when my mom says things like "come back here Joseph" my dad respons for me with catchy phrases like "o Faye cut the umbilical chord already"
o yeh... i really need people to go this there is alot of free food and u no ill be there so thats some type enticement and there tables hence the name (This event is a montgomery county thing but u know it will still be alright please go):
Chalk Out The Smoke | At Orange Ball Billiards
April 29, 7:00 - 10:00 PM
More info at: http://www.arcanestudiosllc.com/ChalkOutTheSmoke/
i know what ur thinking "he so desperate he put dat shit on lj" says the fat black women