001 | Action | NATIONS ONLY

[mansae]

Walk into the Mariner High School auditorium. It's dimly lit, slightly dusty, and not at all what you'd expect from the "World Conference" that was so hyped up the past few days. It's little more than an abandoned room with desks gathered awkwardly into what you almost recognize as "your land". Of course, you don't have whatever land it was you had

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[poleaxed]

[ poland is, regrettably, a few minutes late-- but then again, since that's considered fashionable, it's not as if he particularly cares. after the formalities of the opening statement if you could call them formalities, he stands up. this in itself is a surprise, as he's usually already tuned out during the first few minutes thinking about better things.

louis vitton. ponies. ]

Like, LISTEN.

I'm totally announcing-- the reformation of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth!

[poleaxed]

[ I HAVE NO IDEA. B| ]

The whole point of doing is this is so that Lithuania is, like, mine again! Get your own partner.

Oh, wait. You did. Prussia.

[poleaxed]

Like you two could partition us. You can barely, like, get alo--

... FOR THE RECORD, the 'Danish part of the Prusso-Danish Empire' brought that stuff up HIMSELF. Sounds totally like denial.

[poleaxed]

I thought you, like, hated him?

[poleaxed]

Hmph.

Either way, if you guys touch him, I'll totally make you wish you'd never done so.

[poleaxed]

Like, I don't know!

But it'll be something totally horrible. Like hiding that chick you guys think is a goddess, or whatever.

Or destroying all the beer.

[poleaxed]

YOU TOTALLY STARTED IT!

[poleaxed]

YOU DID, BY, LIKE, SAYING LIET WAS YOURS!