Quotes about Italy from Victorian Lit today.
“Italians don’t actually do anything - they just look pretty, all the time. That‘s really all that do! But when they finally do something, it‘s the best! You just have to get enough Italians together to get them to do something.” - Andrew.
“Well, no one actually knows who the Italian government is.” - Andrew.
“And then… the ultimate tragedy occurred.”
“…Pompeii?”
“No, but it was about the equivalent of Pompeii, in a man’s life. He got marinara sauce... on his clean new white shirt. And with how everyone in the restaurant reacted, you would have thought he had been shot! They were all fussing over him, putting salt and Parmesan on the stain, and it wouldn't come out! And that was it, he was done for the night.”
- Andrew, about some Italian pizza chef, and Austin Boston.
“That’s so true, Italians over-react to everything!”
“No, they don’t! Everyone else just under-reacts!”
- Amber & Andrew.
“Northern Italy, they’re just kind of perfect, but they don’t really talk to you. In Southern Italy, they talk more and curse more and grunt more.” - Andrew.
I figured the Hetalia fans on my flist could appreciate these. I enjoyed them.
“Well, no one actually knows who the Italian government is.” - Andrew.
“And then… the ultimate tragedy occurred.”
“…Pompeii?”
“No, but it was about the equivalent of Pompeii, in a man’s life. He got marinara sauce... on his clean new white shirt. And with how everyone in the restaurant reacted, you would have thought he had been shot! They were all fussing over him, putting salt and Parmesan on the stain, and it wouldn't come out! And that was it, he was done for the night.”
- Andrew, about some Italian pizza chef, and Austin Boston.
“That’s so true, Italians over-react to everything!”
“No, they don’t! Everyone else just under-reacts!”
- Amber & Andrew.
“Northern Italy, they’re just kind of perfect, but they don’t really talk to you. In Southern Italy, they talk more and curse more and grunt more.” - Andrew.
I figured the Hetalia fans on my flist could appreciate these. I enjoyed them.