Case 197

[manofgnee]

You know, I find it ironic that, during the Vegas curse, I wanted to be a cook. Given my history of destroying ovens and burning water, me being a cook is hilarious.

I bet I'd be a terrible bartender too. I can't juggle, either.

...How is it that Vegas me is much cooler than normal me? Is it cuz of the Vegas bit? I bet it is. Ah well.

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[illgrowoutofit]

[Neil almost responds, wanting to be reassuring... but then he remembers that he kind of maybe sort of hit on Hanna during that curse. So instead he gets awkward and avoid-y. But he accidentally hits send and not cancel on his device, and as such, Hanna will receive a completely blank text from him.]

[manofgnee]

...Neil, you do realize you sent me a blank message, yes?

[text.]

[illgrowoutofit]

Sorry, that was an accident.

[text.]

[manofgnee]

You okay, man?

If its about this weekend, keep in mind you were cursed.

[illgrowoutofit]

[Oh god.]

No, not really about anything. I just hit a wrong button or something.

[Well, he's at least halfway telling the truth.]

[manofgnee]

You sure?

[illgrowoutofit]

Yeah.

But you're right, just a curse and all. Nothing I did meant anything.

[manofgnee]

You sure?

Seriously, man, is everything okay?

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[illgrowoutofit]

It's cool. Weird weekend, you know?

[illgrowoutofit]

Weird couple of weeks, actually.

[manofgnee]

Yeah, tell me about it...

[illgrowoutofit]

Not that this place is ever normal. But yeah.

For what it's worth, you're fine how you are. That curse was bullshit anyway.

[manofgnee]

Yeah, I can't see you being a drug dealer...No offence to you and your personality, you were being very convincing.

[illgrowoutofit]

Not too convincing, I hope.

And you don't want to be a cook, man, they're usually assholes.

[manofgnee]

I can't cook, either. Really, I've burned water twice.

[illgrowoutofit]

That's pretty impressive.