Case 197

[manofgnee]

You know, I find it ironic that, during the Vegas curse, I wanted to be a cook. Given my history of destroying ovens and burning water, me being a cook is hilarious.

I bet I'd be a terrible bartender too. I can't juggle, either.

...How is it that Vegas me is much cooler than normal me? Is it cuz of the Vegas bit? I bet it is. Ah well.

Comments

[trollsbackwards]

WHY ARE YOU EVEN DWELLING ON THIS RIDICULOUS TANGENT OF WHAT ARE TRYING TO BE COHERENT THOUGHTS.

[manofgnee]

Oh, hey, it's not Veser!

[trollsbackwards]

MY NAME IS KARKAT, YOU BLUNDERING FUCKASS.
NOW I REMEMBER WHY I DON'T RESPOND TO YOUR OBLIVIOUSLY DEEP MUSINGS OVER THE COURSE OF YOUR DAYS.

[manofgnee]

Aww, you like me, you know it.

[trollsbackwards]

HELL TO THE FUCKING NO.

[manofgnee]

Okay, okay, you don't like me. You wouldn't be the first, heheh.

And I like to ramble, okay? It's better than just keeping my mouth shut.

[trollsbackwards]

NATURALLY I WOULD NOT BE THE FIRST.
SOME PEOPLE DON'T HAPPEN TO LIKE THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SHUT THEIR IDIOTIC TRAPS.
NOTHING GOOD COMES FROM SOMEONE WHO RAMBLES ON AND ON ENDLESSLY ABOUT SHIT THAT NO ONE GIVES TO RIPE FUCKS ABOUT.

[manofgnee]

Well, you know me...I happen to like hearing myself talk for various reasons.

[trollsbackwards]

IF ONE OF THOSE VARIOUS REASONS ENTAIL THE NEED FOR TOWELS, I MIGHT THROW UP.

[manofgnee]

...wait, what?

[trollsbackwards]

IT'S REFERRING TO ANOTHER TROLL.
A TROLL WHO HAPPENS TO BE A SWEAT MACHINE IN RESPONSE TO HIS BULGE GETTING ALL EXCITED.

[manofgnee]

...okay, ew.

[trollsbackwards]

YOU SAY EW.
I SAY YOU DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW THE HALF OF IT.

[manofgnee]

And I'm glad I don't.

[trollsbackwards]

AS WELL AS YOU FUCKING SHOULD BE.
FUCK.
I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO HOP IN THE TRAP NOW.

[manofgnee]

Uh...go ahead...?