Mar 23, 2010 08:19
Ah eh heh…well…
First off, thanks to everybody who gave me a hand yesterday. I really do appreciate it! 's nice to feel welcome in a new city, which brings me to my next point!
I suppose since I’m not gonna be leaving for a while, I may as well get the introductions over with, right? Ok, here we go.
I…am Hanna.
The amazing, the fantastic, the single, the one and only.
And I investigate the paranormal. It’s really a fun job, if you don’t mind bizarre life threatening situations, freaky monsters, and the like.
And I thought to myself, Hanna, you’re a smart, resourceful, and handsome young individual. So you’re stuck in a weird city that seems to tick for some reason. You can investigate the paranormal here! There’s probably a lot of it!
So, I am officially announcing the grand opening of my new, home away from home paranormal investigation business!!
Got a wanted vampire living in your apartment?
Being stalked by a werewolf?
Who ya gonna call?
HANNA CROSS! That’s me.
Right now, I’m living in a box in an alley near a fountain, which is actually more comfortable than you’d expect a box to be, and if you have a case for me, I accept payment in food.
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Also, has anybody happened to see a zombie around here? He’s got these two little funny winglet hair tufts, has this nifty fedora, and answers to whatever name you can think of but he really likes Gallahad?
Well, if you see him, tell him I’m looking for him. And that I miss him and stuff...
lost,
settling in,
pay in food,
welcome to the city,
missin mah zombie,
hanna for hire,
post ghost,
livin in a box,
paranormal investigator