[Meta/OOC] My convo with Elijah after last week's ep went something like this

[manof_myword]

Elijah: Honestly, Rebekah and Klaus need to make up. This is getting boring.
Me: Silas has the cure.
Elijah: Why won't Klaus pardon Katerina?
Me: Kol is dead. And Silas has the cure.
Elijah: The witches are problematic.
Me: The Other Side is going to be destroyed.
Elijah: I really should figure out what they're up to.
Me: Every supernatural enemy you've ever had is going to come back to life.
Elijah: OMG, KLAUS IS HAVING A BABY!
Me: That means your mom and dad, you know.
Elijah: Am I bothered?
Me: ...Silas has...
Elijah: Do I look bothered?
Me: Your mom...
Elijah: Am I bothered, though? Ask me if I'm bothered.
Me: Your dad...
Elijah: Ask me if I'm bothered.
Me: Klaus...
Elijah: Look at my face. Do I look bothered?
Me: Your parents--
Elijah: Look at my face.
Me: I...
Elijah: Am I bothered, though?
Me: You...
Elijah: Ask me if I'm bothered.
Me: End of the world!!!!
Elijah: Ask me if I'm bothered.
Me: ...Are you bothered?
Elijah: No. Who told you I was bothered?
Me: But...
Elijah: Am I bothered?
Me: But...
Elijah: I'm not doing anything, 'cause I'm not even bothered. Baby!!!! *grabby hands*