[OOC] My Thoughts on the Season Premiere [SPOILERS, obviously]
WTF:
1) We [Meaning me, itconsumesher and, a bit, jackcaptainjack] are so Jossed.
2) Elijah left immediately? Leaving Rebekah behind after the whole hugging and crying? Like, THE NEXT DAY? HE WOULD NOT DO THAT. IT’S BEEN 12 HOURS. HE SPENT THE LAST 2 SEASONS TRYING TO AVENGE/SAVE HIS FUCKING FAMILY. HE WOULDN’T JUST LEAVE REBEKAH BEHIND. OR LEAVE WITHOUT GETTING THE DAMN STAKE BACK.
3) Why would Elena’s spirit be on the other side? The vampire’s spirits aren’t on the other side-they’re ensouled until gone-gone. Like, uh, the ghosts that showed up were ALL THE DEAD VAMPIRES. If vampires' spirits are on the other side--uhh...Ghost!Damon and Ghost!Stefan should've shown up.
4) Good Klaus for not taking advantage. He so could’ve had sex with Caroline. This is the one good thing he did the whole fucking ep.
5) OMG MY POOR BB!Elijah doesn’t know Elena’s transitioned!!!!!! HE THINKS SHE'S DEAD. HE IS OFF SOMEWHERE WITH A BROKEN HEART THINKING SHE'S DEAD.
6) Coffin closed too soon/fire went out? That simple? It literally just needed oxygen? ...Really?
7) Well, that’s impressive, Klaus. Ripping your own (Tyler’s) heart out. Nice. Wherein "nice" is defined as "super badass."
8) Bad Damon with Rebekah. BAD. No cookie. But we know who has the stake. And why Elijah says, “screw all of you, I’ve got it now” BECAUSE WHY WOULD HE LEAVE REBEKAH IN TOWN, ALONE, STAKE STILL AROUND 12 HOURS AFTER KLAUS DIED? WHY???? HE WOULDN'T. DAMON--GO SIT IN THE CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE
9) “I picked you. Because I love you. No matter what happens, it’s the best choice I ever made.” Bitch. He might be in the corner, but stop breaking my bb!boy.
10) Damon biting Matt shouldn’t have been that hot. But it was.
11) Wtf, spirits? Stop screwing with the living.
12) At least I called that: Money, castles, apartments, jewelry.
13) Dear Stefan-throw bodies better.
14) It really does not take much blood, does it? Huh.
15) Wow-Damon’s really pissed at Matt. Like, really.
16) No one kill Matt in the next 24 hours.
17) WTF, KLAUS? BAD KLAUS BAD!!!!!! SO BAD. YOU ARE ON A PERMANENT TIME OUT UNTIL YOU GO FIND YOUR SISTER AND TELL HER HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HER. AFTER YOU JOIN DAMON SITTING IN THE CORNER FOR A BIT.
18) I LIKE MY VERSES SO MUCH BETTER. THEY ARE AT LEAST IC.
19) …I really doubt this is the worst thing Elena’s ever lived through. Her parents. Isobel. John. Jenna. Ric. Ric trying to get her to kill Caroline.
ELIJAH AND DAMON PROTEST THIS SHIT.