Jul 06, 2006 16:15
hahahahaha
warped tour:
did you know that jamiacan tobacco is code for pot wrapped in a tobacco leaf?
i do now
oops
shhhhhh
*pop* YOU'VE GOT AIDS!
^random condom reference^
i gave halen a safe sex pamphlet that she can't follow due to latex allergies
and blueberry rolling paper tastes so good you just lick it....and then it gets stuck to your tongue and oo tak hike tis
ppl steal blueberry rolling paper while you smoke in the bathroom
and lighters are easy to lose in a bag full of condoms
it's even funnier the 3rd time you blow up a condom.....
or maybe it's funnier to look around you and say, "wow it looks like someone was having fun....and got pregnant"
just because i was sitting on the counter does not mean i was selling alcohol....i was just smoking....jeeeez
ever seen a hot dog that loooks like a penis? I have....
ok....yeah...i'm done for now.........
oh and i may get orcistra pit tickets to ozzfest....for free