GOODBYE SARAH
(Sing to "Hello Dolly!" by Jerry Herman)
(Sarah Palin enters the White House, only to be escorted out by a Phalanx of GOP suits.)
GOP GUYS
OH GOODBYE SARAH
IT'S GOODBYE SARAH
IT'S SO NICE TO KNOW
YOU'LL NEVER BE VP
SO UNPREPARED SARAH
SCHMIDT WAS SCARED SARAH
YOU'RE THE HOCKEY MOM
WHO HIGH STICKED ON THE
GOP
YOUR RUNNER UP SMILE
SPEWED SO MUCH BILE
EVEN JOE THE PLUMBER
WOULDN'T SNAKE YOUR DRAIN
SO
SARAH
NO, NO, NO JOHNNY
SAY THAT IT AIN'T SO JOHNNY
GOP GUYS
THANKS TO YOU
NO PRESIDENT MCCAIN
SARAH
Oh well, I guess it's back to Alaska, and looking after the bastard grandkids.
(Sarah rides a Snowmobile back to Alaska, but is met by an angry mob of Alaskans)
PEOPLE OF WASILLA
OH OH
NO WAY SARAH
YOU CAN'T STAY SARAH
THAT'S FROM EVERY JOE ALASKA
ON THE BLOCK
DON'T WANT YOU BACK SARAH
TIME TO PACK SARAH
THANKS TO YOU WASILLA
HAS BEEN MADE A
LAUGHING STOCK
WON'T SPARE THE ROD SARAH
NOT FOR TODD SARAH
GET YOUR RIFLE AND YOUR BOBSLED
AND HEAVE HO
SARAH
I STILL THRILL FELLAS
WHY DONTCHA LET ME DRILL FELLAS
WASILLA GUYS
SARAH WE THINK
IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO
SARAH
I WENT AWAY FROM THE SNOWS OF WASILLA
AND MAVERICKED MY WAY TO DEFEAT
BUT SOON I'LL RETURN
FROM THE SNOWS OF WASILLA
I'LL TAKE OVER TED STEVENS
VACANT SENATE SEAT
SARAH
EVERYONE
OH NO
GOODBYE SARAH
PLEASE GOODBYE SARAH
EVERY TIME YOU HELP
YOU ONLY MAKE IT WORSE
THE PUNDITS LAUGH SARAH
AT EACH GAFFE SARAH
THOUGH THE BASE THINKS
YOU’RE A BLESSING
WE THINK YOU’RE A CURSE
YOU COOKED OUR GOOSE SARAH
GO HUNT MOOSE SARAH
YOU’RE A FOLKSY BIMBO
WE’D PREFER TO SHELVE
SARAH
NO
TIME TO FROWN FELLAS
YA CAN’T KEEP A MAVERICK DOWN
FELLA
I’LL BE BACK TO RUN AGAIN
EVERYONE
PROMISE YOU’LL NEVER RUN AGAIN
SARAH
I”LL BE BACK AGAIN IN 2012