Sometimes I spend my time reading things that are better expressions of my own deeply personal rage than anything I've ever written myself. Things work out like that sometimes. People on the internet are better at being me than I am.
Anyway. There's this guy; he does a comic. He also writes cover letters to jobs. I don't know if he sends them. He says he does.
Here is one. There are
more. Read some of them. (I'm looking at you, Kate-san).