Bargains! Bargains!
I was walking briskly along after running errands at Chadstone, when bright fluro orange labels at the back of Portmans caught my eye. Bargains! I hesitated for 2 seconds, and marched in.
Oooo pink-white floral knickers for $2 for me? I'll take two!
Oooooo thick heavy duty woven tan leather belt with two buckles for $19.95? Oh yes please!
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo gladiator sandals for $9.95? Aw one size too big. Fuck it, oh well!
Wheeeeeeee! It's almost as good as stealing. I mean it's much better than stealing. I mean stealing is BAD. Bargains are good.
Oooo pink-white floral knickers for $2 for me? I'll take two!
Oooooo thick heavy duty woven tan leather belt with two buckles for $19.95? Oh yes please!
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo gladiator sandals for $9.95? Aw one size too big. Fuck it, oh well!
Wheeeeeeee! It's almost as good as stealing. I mean it's much better than stealing. I mean stealing is BAD. Bargains are good.