“I’m the next American Idol!” “No, he ain’t.”
Mark Labriola - He even talks like Jack Black. Do they ever show someone who is mediocre, who can sing but not well enough for the judges to put them through to Hollywood? I find a lot of these people to be mediocre but the judges always give them a chance. I guess most of those people don’t make it to the judges. Anyway, this guy can sing and I loved his original audition song choice (“Tempted” by Squeeze). I’d put him through. Aw, his son is adorable.
Mario Galvan - Next.
Kimberly Kerbow - I can see her getting annoying really fast. She already reminds me of Hilary Duff.
Danelle Hayes - I love this girl. I love that she hosts a live karaoke and I love how badly she wants this. So glad she can sing and she chose this awesome song (Melissa Etheridge’s “I’m the Only One”).
Casey James - This guy looks like Isaac Hanson. Is it just me? Oh man… How do you “work” on your personality? OMG KARA, ARE YOU FOR REAL? Why did they have to turn this poor guy into man meat? Couldn’t they just say he had a good voice? He had a good voice! Randy has never been the deciding vote and NOT put somebody through. I can’t believe I was actually scared for this guy.
Tori Kelly - YOU’RE GOORGEOUS. Oh Posh. She’s 16? I thought that was her kid! Her voice isn’t good enough. I love the way Simon is with kids. “Will you sign this? Just say ‘my favorite judge.’”
Um, is Ryan Seacrest in Denver? We haven’t seen him talk to a single auditioner.
Austin Paul - I’m glad this guy sucks because I didn’t want to end up liking his arrogant ass.
“How can four people tell you you can’t sing when you know you’re a good singer? Something has to be up with them.” Isn’t that the fundamental question of the audition rounds?
Nicci Nix - AWESOME NAME. Oh dear this song sucks. I feel like this girl could sell crazy records. Slap some autotune over her and you got a hit machine. Seriously.
I wish just once Victoria Beckham would not act like the cliché that she is. Do you know she never read a book before she wrote one? And I think the one she wrote was a children’s book. Because if you’re pretty, you don’t have to be smart (or talented, apparently).
Haeley Vaughn - Is she really a black country singer? And that’s never happened before? It’s sort of racist that Simon said he was happy she didn’t come in and sing Mary J. Because all black women are R&B singers? I think Santigold has something to say about that, Mr. Cowell.
Tomorrow is the last audition day! Then we begin Hollywood Week! Which is hopefully only one week!
Mario Galvan - Next.
Kimberly Kerbow - I can see her getting annoying really fast. She already reminds me of Hilary Duff.
Danelle Hayes - I love this girl. I love that she hosts a live karaoke and I love how badly she wants this. So glad she can sing and she chose this awesome song (Melissa Etheridge’s “I’m the Only One”).
Casey James - This guy looks like Isaac Hanson. Is it just me? Oh man… How do you “work” on your personality? OMG KARA, ARE YOU FOR REAL? Why did they have to turn this poor guy into man meat? Couldn’t they just say he had a good voice? He had a good voice! Randy has never been the deciding vote and NOT put somebody through. I can’t believe I was actually scared for this guy.
Tori Kelly - YOU’RE GOORGEOUS. Oh Posh. She’s 16? I thought that was her kid! Her voice isn’t good enough. I love the way Simon is with kids. “Will you sign this? Just say ‘my favorite judge.’”
Um, is Ryan Seacrest in Denver? We haven’t seen him talk to a single auditioner.
Austin Paul - I’m glad this guy sucks because I didn’t want to end up liking his arrogant ass.
“How can four people tell you you can’t sing when you know you’re a good singer? Something has to be up with them.” Isn’t that the fundamental question of the audition rounds?
Nicci Nix - AWESOME NAME. Oh dear this song sucks. I feel like this girl could sell crazy records. Slap some autotune over her and you got a hit machine. Seriously.
I wish just once Victoria Beckham would not act like the cliché that she is. Do you know she never read a book before she wrote one? And I think the one she wrote was a children’s book. Because if you’re pretty, you don’t have to be smart (or talented, apparently).
Haeley Vaughn - Is she really a black country singer? And that’s never happened before? It’s sort of racist that Simon said he was happy she didn’t come in and sing Mary J. Because all black women are R&B singers? I think Santigold has something to say about that, Mr. Cowell.
Tomorrow is the last audition day! Then we begin Hollywood Week! Which is hopefully only one week!