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[manliestmenodix]

Pliskin! Entertain me.

Comments

[snakeycakes]

What?

[manliestmenodix]

E-N-T-E-R-T-A-I-N M-E. Got it memorized? Don't you speak English?

[snakeycakes]

Got it italicized?
...Well, what do you want me to do?

[manliestmenodix]

Tell a joke, do a dance or something. I'm bored, and my next class is too far away. Do I really have to walk you through it?

[snakeycakes]

Why me?

[manliestmenodix]

Because you lost the contest, duh. You have to do whatever I say unless you win a rematch.

[snakeycakes]

I don't think that was part of the deal.

[manliestmenodix]

Oh? How many Real Man Contests have you been in before?

why are you getting snarky oh my god stupid shota

[snakeycakes]

Doesn't matter. I can safely say I didn't agree to that.

8)

[manliestmenodix]

Maybe you're not as safe as you think. I've been in over 500 of them, and I know that the loser has to do whatever the winner says unless they win a rematch. You agreed to it by agreeing to the contest, moron.

8(

[snakeycakes]

Why should I believe one word of what you're saying?

[manliestmenodix]

Because it's true, stupid. You want me to drag my gang all the way here just to tell you that I've been in over 500 Real Man Contests when it's obvious anyway?

[snakeycakes]

I'm supposed to believe it "because it's true"? You don't make a very convincing argument, kid.

[manliestmenodix]

What else do you want? I can get Melt to send me the list of contests if you're gonna complain like that.