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JT: You should play a sport.
Me: ...why?
JT: Because then you get to sit near cheerleaders.
Me: So? Cheerleaders are ugly.
JT: What?! I heard cheerleaders are hot! man!
JT: I heard at school that the reason gas prices are high is because we keep attacking innocent countries and stealing their oil
Me: ...uh...wouldn't that mean we'd HAVE their oil, and thus gas prices would be LOW?
JT: Does teenagers really think it's cool to listen to music really quiet?
Me: *stifling laughter*
JT: That must be your girlfriend text messaging you
Me: Jon Kuhns?
Me: *typing an email*
JT starts reading it out loud
Me: *stare of death*
JT runs
JT: When you start college are you gonna get a girlfriend?
Me: ...I already did start college.
JT: Ohhh.
JT: Is Mary your girlfriend or something?
Me: *laughs*
JT: Aha!
Me: No, it's mostly because you guys have no idea what you're talking about. It's funny.
JT: No, she is, I know it!
JT: Are there any hot girls at college?
Me: Duh.
JT: How many?
Me: ...why?
JT: Because then you get to sit near cheerleaders.
Me: So? Cheerleaders are ugly.
JT: What?! I heard cheerleaders are hot! man!
JT: I heard at school that the reason gas prices are high is because we keep attacking innocent countries and stealing their oil
Me: ...uh...wouldn't that mean we'd HAVE their oil, and thus gas prices would be LOW?
JT: Does teenagers really think it's cool to listen to music really quiet?
Me: *stifling laughter*
JT: That must be your girlfriend text messaging you
Me: Jon Kuhns?
Me: *typing an email*
JT starts reading it out loud
Me: *stare of death*
JT runs
JT: When you start college are you gonna get a girlfriend?
Me: ...I already did start college.
JT: Ohhh.
JT: Is Mary your girlfriend or something?
Me: *laughs*
JT: Aha!
Me: No, it's mostly because you guys have no idea what you're talking about. It's funny.
JT: No, she is, I know it!
JT: Are there any hot girls at college?
Me: Duh.
JT: How many?