oh this has gotta be a good life

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sp cast assemble
idk just get in here and post threads, roll all over each other etc

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[ from somewhere off

in the distance

almost barely audible ]

Hehehe.

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[ a little bit closer

but not much. ]

I saw that.

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[ long pause.... ]

Hello. Hehehehe~.

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[ oh jake why do you make things worse for yourself ]

Where's the fun in that?

[ oh, closer now! ]

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[ WOW SO FUCKING INSENSITIVE. FIRST HE KILLS A TROLL GUARDIAN AND NOW THIS?????? ]

Hehehe~. Silly human.

However... [ leaning to the left and reaching down with her cane so that she can tap the opposite shoulder, quickly removing the offending stick from jake's line of sight before the ruse is up. ] I find this to be much more interesting!!

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[ i know what you did last summer jake

i know what you did.

he saw the whole thing. and it was half hilarious and half just kind of really sad. ]

Jumpy much?

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[ oh that is so gross, awesome. it's like one of those chocolate rabbits you get during easter only it's a bull and it's all half-melted and someone ate part of its head.

good imagery? y/n? ]

Dude, you shot a pixie cow because it fluttered at you funny.

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[ so busted. there is intense Judging rays shooting right through his shades. ]

So, what, did you get a tip-off that it was planning an assassination? Because good job on the preventative measures in that case. You show those sweet, fluffy bastard bovines who's boss.