Session 3; Vriska: Be bored [Audio]

[manipul8mind]

{There is a short period of slightly static-y silence before Vriska starts speaking.}

This place is 8oring.

I'm sick of it here.

When are we going 8ack to the other city?

Comments

[always_on_duty]

Boring? How is it boring? [Unpleasant, maybe, but he doesn't see how anything in this world is boring.]

[manipul8mind]

I can't do anything here 8y myself.
Everyone's going on and on a8out the goddamn monsters and I can't do a goddamn thing a8out it 8ecause I still have this stupid chip in.

[always_on_duty]

Monsters? You mean those mean birdies? [By mean birdies, he means raptors.]

Isn't there anything not-boring you can do with other people?

[manipul8mind]

Other people don't like me.

[always_on_duty]

I don't... don't-like you. I don't know you, how could I?

[manipul8mind]

I guess.

[always_on_duty]

So how do I help?

[manipul8mind]

I dunno.
Is there anything interesting going on?

[always_on_duty]

Well, what kind of stuff do you like?

[manipul8mind]

Uhhhhhhhh, FLARPing, games, oracles, petticoat seagrifts, and spiders. I guess.

[always_on_duty]

What's a petticoat seagrift?

...If you like games, I've got a deck of cards! Do you play cards?

[manipul8mind]

Oh, uh, I think the human word is pirate.

Sometimes. I'm not that great, 8ut I could pro8a8ly figure it out.

[always_on_duty]

That's a weird word for pirate.

It's okay, I can teach you!

[....]

Where are you, anyway?

[manipul8mind]

On top of a 8uilding.

[always_on_duty]

How'd you get up there?

[manipul8mind]

I clim8ed, duh.
Can't exactly fly right now.