Session 1; Vriska: Wake up [Text]

[manipul8mind]

-- arachnidsGrip [AG] began trolling mysteriousCity [MC] --

AG: Okay, where the fuck am I?
AG: One minute I was talking to John
AG: And suddenly I'm waking up on the ground in this weird-ass city.
AG: I don't even remem8er falling asleep or anything.

AG: I found this tiny computer thing next to me
AG: So I assume it's mine now.
AG: And if it's not mine

Comments

[p2iioniic]

yeah keep typiing AG, eventually iit'll 2tiick.

[manipul8mind]

AG: What do you mean?

[p2iioniic]

there'2 no trolliian here.
no poiint iin typiing AG over and over agaiin.
ii mean ok iif you want two wa2te your tiime be my gue2t.

[manipul8mind]

AG: I guess you're right.
I mean
Damn this is going to take some getting used to.

And where the hell are you, anyway?

[p2iioniic]

yeah wouldn't you liike two know.
a2iide from talkiing two john what el2e diid you do recently.
ii'll tell you where we all are once ii fiigure out what part of the tiimeliine you're from.

[manipul8mind]

Let's see.
I read some stuff online.
8othered John a bit.
Changed clothes to God Tier hood.
Killed Toreadork.
Then talked to John.
And then apparently I passed out and woke up here.
And also for some reason I'm wearing my old clothes somehow.

Why?
Is there some crazy time shit going on here?

[p2iioniic]

"kiilled tavro2."
yeah 2ee we have a new thiing about not kiilliing each other.
ii know that'2 tough for you.
but oh well.
fiind your own hiive.
we're max capaciity here.

[manipul8mind]

Wait, what?
I don't even know where the hell I am.
And what do you mean, find my own hive?!

{And she stops typing for a minute because she's getting pissed at you and throwing a mini-tantrum because she's also a little freaked out. Just a litte.}

St8rt expl8ining!

[p2iioniic]

ii don't owe you 2hiit.

[manipul8mind]

Why not?!
Tell me 8nyw8y!

[p2iioniic]

no.
deal wiith iit.

[manipul8mind]

Fuck you then.
I'll figure it out on my own!

[p2iioniic]

have fun wanderiing around wiith your head up your 2eedflap.
and by the way you don't have your godtiier power2 anymore.

[manipul8mind]

No shit you think I didn't figure that out already?

[p2iioniic]

ii've learned two not undere2tiimate everyone el2e'2 2tupiidiity by now.
your2elf iincluded.

[manipul8mind]

Did you include yourself in that count?