Oct 17, 2010 11:17
{New episode spoilers may be in comments}
Yeah, yeah, yeah you told me so. Shuddup.
Don't look at me like that, mun. Yeah, so you knew if nothin' else could, that last episode would get me talkin'? Well here I am. Talkin'. The hell do you want me to do next? I know I ain't been around much in more'n a year, but it wasn't all my fault? First you weren't even watchin' the show (and I don't care 'bout your excuses that you "didn't have TV or internet"), then you weren't online ever. So I went quiet. Big whoop. Can ya blame me? Do you remember one'a the last pieces you wrote me? You KILLED ME, lady. I don't care how honorable the damn thing was, I was dead.
There's been a lot you coulda done for me in the mean time. You had ideas. Even if you had no one to use 'em with, you had 'em. You coulda put me in a game or two. I know Dean's mun was wantin' you to do that for the longest damn time. Woulda beat the hell outta sittin' here beside all these cops that ain't been doin' squat either.
And now you gotta go to work? Fine. Fine, you just...go to work. Deal with those uppity rick folk. Maybe I'll be here when you get back and maybe I won't.
I know what this is. It's just you bein' all excited after finally seein' that episode last night. It's gonna wear off and we'll be right back where we were. ...You and your roommate rollin' on the floor with laughter. I saw that. And who gives a flyin' monkey that after all these years of bein' together you finally know my favorite cuss word? It ain't even a cuss!
Just...stop lookin' at me like that. Go to work and be useful for once, will ya?
[comm] dear_mun,
[verse] open,
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