BLEEAAAARRRGH!!!
*spits and rinses out mouth with diet pepsi*
I just got offered an Easter egg. A perfectly innocent hardboiled Easter egg.
I took a bite.
The white part gave way like sodden tissue and the yolk was essentially a lump of sulfuric sludge.
GAAAAH.
*shakes fist* Damn you Easter bunny!!! You think you're all that with your cute cotton tail and your stinky dyed eggs . . . but you're NOT!
I just got offered an Easter egg. A perfectly innocent hardboiled Easter egg.
I took a bite.
The white part gave way like sodden tissue and the yolk was essentially a lump of sulfuric sludge.
GAAAAH.
*shakes fist* Damn you Easter bunny!!! You think you're all that with your cute cotton tail and your stinky dyed eggs . . . but you're NOT!