My Mom is a hoot!
Montanans love to crack on Floridians when it's "cold" here. And I just have to "take it", because I am, after all, a wussy-fied Floridian now. She sent me this today, APPARENTLY from the Billings Gazette!
From the Billings Gazette today-- "65 degrees above zero, Floridians turn on the heat, Montanans plant gardens. At 20 above zero, people in Miami all die (or iquanas fall out of the trees) Montanans close the windows. At 20 below zero, Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Montana let the dogs sleep inside. At 50 below zero: Hell freezes over; Montana public schools will open two hours late."
Heh! Moms, you're sooo funny !
From the Billings Gazette today-- "65 degrees above zero, Floridians turn on the heat, Montanans plant gardens. At 20 above zero, people in Miami all die (or iquanas fall out of the trees) Montanans close the windows. At 20 below zero, Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Montana let the dogs sleep inside. At 50 below zero: Hell freezes over; Montana public schools will open two hours late."
Heh! Moms, you're sooo funny !