Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I caught a purse-snatcher who stole
istillhatemusic's purse (30 points). In July I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In October I gave
darwinfish a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Monday I stole
kill_my_brain's purse (-30 points). In August I bought porn for
samcatpan (10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (705 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
manifest_me