Too Much.....Way too Much
Oh how everything happened today....way too much to
even begin...Ok, for a Monday and the beginning of the week...a whole
shit load of shit happened. First we began the day with mass, and the
juniors were in charge, along with them Raul, my friend. So i spent
most of mass trying to distract and make him laugh by call his last
name, "DONA-HOE!", yea that was alot of fun.
Then coming back, I made a wonderful discovery that must be shared, Mr. C was selling BROWNIES! Oh, the delicious, crack filled brownies in little baggies, enough to satisfy anyone who likes food. So chocolately, two bags could cause a person to slip into a sugar induced coma, and big enough to make lunch seem to be way too much food.
So I ate them during third period...mmm delicious. They had so much sugar and chocolately goodness in them, I was actually able to stay awake and pay attention during 3rd, 4th, and 5th....CRAZY! Afterwards lunch, ah but not for me! I was off to the orthodontist, to get naked and get my braces off, and boy did they come off. They popped off one after the other, slowly filling my mouth with blood, then they scraped the glue off of them, which felt like bone being scrapped out of my mouth, but still not so bad. What was bad...was the SANDING....oh God! That crap felt so bad, I was ready to confess all of my sins to my orthodontist right there, but unfortunately the sick bastad didnt want to know anything...just to see me suffer lying down naked....luckily I like it kinky like that....
So afterwards...I was looking half decent for once, i was kinda sleepy and really hungry, no food, skipped lunch, only brownies...so where did I go? I went to practice....damn. We had a really really hard practice, and I was hungry, dihydrated and needed to go to the bathroom worse than a 5 year-old standing in the back of the line at Splash Mountain....solution? Expose myself in a public park and go in the bushes...oh you wish I was kidding...
Then I was finally done, so i went home where I ate food with my brand new teeth, and died up to know, and now the pictures that didnt work the last time....AND MORE!
Here I am with Jane, right before the Utep vs. NMSU game, if you look closely, you can see that I spelled out UTEP on my face using nothing more than my God given feces....Jane was not happy when i told her later that evening....she said the paint smelled funny
This right "herr" is my Bro, Sherman, flipping everyone the SU-FI! WOO. He held his breath so long to make his face blue....all for the Utep miners that love him so much.....what a fan....
Aww...This right here is the team. Travis is the yellow haired kid in the back, hiding his shame of not showering, and Raul is the one holding the trophy in the front....like a miniture person.... And we didnt steal that trohpy BIATCH! We won it.....and stole the other trophys. Oh and thats also our coach there in the back....the one who looks like her has ran in the Olympics...which HE HAS!
Oh and this is the team trying to see how much money we all have together to see if we can buy another bigger trophy....filled with chocolate...and sunshince...from China....the best
Then coming back, I made a wonderful discovery that must be shared, Mr. C was selling BROWNIES! Oh, the delicious, crack filled brownies in little baggies, enough to satisfy anyone who likes food. So chocolately, two bags could cause a person to slip into a sugar induced coma, and big enough to make lunch seem to be way too much food.
So I ate them during third period...mmm delicious. They had so much sugar and chocolately goodness in them, I was actually able to stay awake and pay attention during 3rd, 4th, and 5th....CRAZY! Afterwards lunch, ah but not for me! I was off to the orthodontist, to get naked and get my braces off, and boy did they come off. They popped off one after the other, slowly filling my mouth with blood, then they scraped the glue off of them, which felt like bone being scrapped out of my mouth, but still not so bad. What was bad...was the SANDING....oh God! That crap felt so bad, I was ready to confess all of my sins to my orthodontist right there, but unfortunately the sick bastad didnt want to know anything...just to see me suffer lying down naked....luckily I like it kinky like that....
So afterwards...I was looking half decent for once, i was kinda sleepy and really hungry, no food, skipped lunch, only brownies...so where did I go? I went to practice....damn. We had a really really hard practice, and I was hungry, dihydrated and needed to go to the bathroom worse than a 5 year-old standing in the back of the line at Splash Mountain....solution? Expose myself in a public park and go in the bushes...oh you wish I was kidding...
Then I was finally done, so i went home where I ate food with my brand new teeth, and died up to know, and now the pictures that didnt work the last time....AND MORE!
Here I am with Jane, right before the Utep vs. NMSU game, if you look closely, you can see that I spelled out UTEP on my face using nothing more than my God given feces....Jane was not happy when i told her later that evening....she said the paint smelled funny
This right "herr" is my Bro, Sherman, flipping everyone the SU-FI! WOO. He held his breath so long to make his face blue....all for the Utep miners that love him so much.....what a fan....
Aww...This right here is the team. Travis is the yellow haired kid in the back, hiding his shame of not showering, and Raul is the one holding the trophy in the front....like a miniture person.... And we didnt steal that trohpy BIATCH! We won it.....and stole the other trophys. Oh and thats also our coach there in the back....the one who looks like her has ran in the Olympics...which HE HAS!
Oh and this is the team trying to see how much money we all have together to see if we can buy another bigger trophy....filled with chocolate...and sunshince...from China....the best