Well everyone else was doing it...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I pulled over and changed wildrover18's flat tire (15 points). In November I turned blackcurrants in for farting in church (3 points). Last Saturday I gave capnplague a kidney (1000 points). In May I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Tuesday I pushed ginger_andy in the mud (-17 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1701 points). For Christmas I deserve a Wii!
Sincerely,
manic_deadpool