Hell is...
Your cat, not realizing that Daylight savings time has demanding to be fed at 5 am.
Top ten reasons my cat is awesome
10.The ability to vocalize 'meh'
9. hissing contests with my mother (the cat wins)
8. she can kiss her own ass
7. automatic litter box cleaning
6. a willing slave to cook for her every morning (pouring dry food in a bowl IS cooking)
5. if I die alone in my apartment, my cat will eat me
4. If the water does not come into the water bowl correct, the toilet will work
3. the 'Lion cut'
2. getting wanded at LAX
1. she has a snooze function
Top ten reasons my cat is awesome
10.The ability to vocalize 'meh'
9. hissing contests with my mother (the cat wins)
8. she can kiss her own ass
7. automatic litter box cleaning
6. a willing slave to cook for her every morning (pouring dry food in a bowl IS cooking)
5. if I die alone in my apartment, my cat will eat me
4. If the water does not come into the water bowl correct, the toilet will work
3. the 'Lion cut'
2. getting wanded at LAX
1. she has a snooze function