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Touchstone
You scored 18 evilness, 18 romance, 27 tragic, and 63 comic!
You are the fool from "As You Like It." Touchstone's name comes from an Elizabethan word that refers to anything that could be used to test the genuineness or value of something else. Touchstone tests the world by making fun of it.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 99% on evilness
You scored higher than 99% on romance
You scored higher than 99% on tragic
You scored higher than 99% on comic
Link: The Shakespeare Character Test written by mandi_g on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test
For those not in the know, I fucking love Touchstone. Because really, I'll never be boss enough to be Falstaff, or witty enough to be Beatrice. If my friends were running away to the forest for some reason and randomly told me to go with, I would. And then I'd fall in love with a shepheardess and calm down her husband by giving him a giant bar of Hershey's. (The resolution in the awesomely anachronistic version I saw as a youth.)