Opening words of our TKE Holiday newsletter...
From our CEO:
Ladies and Gentlemen,
It is with great pleasure that I can say that 2008 has been one of our BEST years ever! We thank you for keeping "safety" as one of your highest priorities!
TKE employs over 10,000 people across 130+ branches in the United States of America, but could not find a technical writer to remove the effing quotes from the word safety.
In other news, I had a fantastic time tonight! Thanks to everyone for being...everyone.
Ladies and Gentlemen,
It is with great pleasure that I can say that 2008 has been one of our BEST years ever! We thank you for keeping "safety" as one of your highest priorities!
TKE employs over 10,000 people across 130+ branches in the United States of America, but could not find a technical writer to remove the effing quotes from the word safety.
In other news, I had a fantastic time tonight! Thanks to everyone for being...everyone.