http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7619828.stm NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO.
NO.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO.
I know that Douglas was very 'meh' about the last book, but THAT DOESN'T MEAN THEY HAVE TO WRITE ONE FOR HIM. UNLESS THEY'RE DIGGING HIS EXHUMED CORPSE OUT OF HIS GRAVE AND MAKING HIM WRITE, I DON'T WANT THIS.
As much as I love Artemis Fowl, they can't do this to me.