Dancer One: You 21?? Ready to hit the clubs?
Dancer Two: I don't know, man. It's gonna be a lot of work.... I know I know, I'm a party pooper. I'm a realist what can I say?
Dancer One: ... I'm Christian. That's crazy.
From So You Think You Can Dance
EDIT:
I was so scared I was going to have to cook mine when I moved into the city