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[mangoprophetess]

I'm becoming increasingly obsessed with Cedric Diggory this week. I blame Robert Pattinson's constant presence on TV promoting Twilight for this. I've also decided in my twisted manipulation of Harry Potter canon that Cho was Cedric's hag, not his girlfriend. She was the only person to whom he came out and that he had unrequited love for Harry

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[frankenshane]

Cho as Cedric's hag has been my personal canon for ~*ages. (I'm just glad I'm away from TV and the constant Twisaturation.)

[mangoprophetess]

OH.MY.GOD. You, of all people, MUST see Twilight. It was the most lulztastic movie EVER. Even if you just go for Jasper's facial expressions alone, you will be in hysterics.

As for Cho, there really is only the assumption that she's dating Cedric. Their relationship can so easily be read as mo/hag, and I say thumbs up.

[frankenshane]

Saw it last night with my Transparent Closet Friend. SO FUCKING LULZY. I would've enjoyed much more if the fangirls hadn't of squee'd/aww'd/made approving noises when it's sooo obvious that Eddie C is fucking creeper and Bella is dumb.

AGREED. SO MUCH. I LOVE MY DEAD GAY HEADMASTER CEDRIC.

[mangoprophetess]

Eddie C is fucking creeper

I know! Dude, that bit when she wakes up and he's staring at her? Creepy creepy creepy! The fact that she doesn't get freaked out about that (in the books and in the movie) is just unfathomable to me.

Personally, I found the peanut gallery reactions made it even more fun, but that's just me. ;)

[frankenshane]

How I view it is that Bella needs to be the center of someone's universe to be completly happy. So instead of being creeped out like any decent human being she finds it sweet and endearing.

Eh, the only peanut gallery reactions that were worth it were the people that found Robert and Ashley hot and made it known to the theater. The rest was fangirlishness and my rude comments. :/

[mangoprophetess]

(I had to look up who Ashley was.)

And you're completely right about Bella. That's one of the things that makes her so bloody irritating, and why she's such a spazz in the second book.

Oh, and I forgot. Is Emmett and Ass Man, or what? Our new name for Rosalie is Ba-Donk-a-Donk. ;)

[frankenshane]

(Really? I'm just so used to people knowing who's who in the movie...)

Exactly, though she does develop something resembling a personality in the second one.

LOL, Nikki does have quite an ass doesn't she?