"Be yourself is all that you can do" - For me, that means being a twisted psycho.
DIN: When I go to Iraq or Afghanistan, I'm not going to die from enemy fire. I'll die when I first see a camel spider.
ME: Are they poisonous?
DIN: I don't know.
ME: Hold on. I'll Wikipedia it.
*scans article*
Nah, doesn't look like they can kill you with their bite. It'll hurt, but you'll live.
*scans again*
Oh. Just don't let the female burrow in and lay eggs, though.
[BEAT]
DIN: I hate you.
Even when I'm not trying to be evil and break people, I manage to do it anyway!
And I'm currently MegaUploading my Super English-Lit Study CD for your entertainment/enjoyment/whatever. About ½-way there.
ETA: Here you go, kids. :)
ME: Are they poisonous?
DIN: I don't know.
ME: Hold on. I'll Wikipedia it.
*scans article*
Nah, doesn't look like they can kill you with their bite. It'll hurt, but you'll live.
*scans again*
Oh. Just don't let the female burrow in and lay eggs, though.
[BEAT]
DIN: I hate you.
Even when I'm not trying to be evil and break people, I manage to do it anyway!
And I'm currently MegaUploading my Super English-Lit Study CD for your entertainment/enjoyment/whatever. About ½-way there.
ETA: Here you go, kids. :)