On the cunundrum of toe socks

Oct 26, 2006 22:38

Usually, toe socks are of the Good.

They keep your feet warm.

They usually come in some sort of cheerful color pattern.

They allow for fun pedal digit wiggling.

However, the equation (Ts + S + Lb - B)/G = P, shows that toe socks are an important ingredient causing yours truly to slip on the stairs, thus banging my lower back really hard. Thus, these little clothing items are not always of the Good; now is a time they are existing in the realm of the Bad.

Icing it now. Hopefully, I won't be hurting tomorrow morning when I have to get up for work. But I'm starting to doubt that...

And, yes, I have an icon that appropriately declares "I'm bruised". Though I'm not exactly euphoric right now.

Ts - Toe socks; S - Stairs; Lb - Laundry basket; B - Balance; G - Gravity; P - Pain

*facepalm*

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