I Don't Know Jack...Literally
Captain Jack Sparrow, Jack Bauer, Colonel Jack O'Neill (Stargate), Jack Skellington (The Nightmare Before Christmas), Jack Ryan (Tom Clancy).
All charismatic. All awesome. All total badasses. Basically, I've come to the conclusion that if you're named Jack, you are, by definition, going to to own everyone else in the room.
So, why the hell have I never, ever met a Jack in my entire life?
I'm beginning to think the name Jack does not exist in the real world. Only in Hollywood/the fictional realm (that even counts for Jack the Ripper, because that wasn't the killer's real name). I guess no real people can live up to the awesomeness of Jack, so all Johns pussy out and don't take it on.
I must meet a Jack. Not Jackie, not Jacqueline...Jack. A man named Jack. I want to see if this awesomeness extends into reality.
All charismatic. All awesome. All total badasses. Basically, I've come to the conclusion that if you're named Jack, you are, by definition, going to to own everyone else in the room.
So, why the hell have I never, ever met a Jack in my entire life?
I'm beginning to think the name Jack does not exist in the real world. Only in Hollywood/the fictional realm (that even counts for Jack the Ripper, because that wasn't the killer's real name). I guess no real people can live up to the awesomeness of Jack, so all Johns pussy out and don't take it on.
I must meet a Jack. Not Jackie, not Jacqueline...Jack. A man named Jack. I want to see if this awesomeness extends into reality.