Ah, Rolling Stone and VH1 newletters...
Audioslave Touring the U.S. this Fall. I want to gooooooooo! Even though I'm not madly in love with Out of Exile, they are still phenomenal live, and I would love to rock out to them again. Plus Kasabian are opening! Granted, Seether suck, but Kasabian!
Ray Manzerek of the Doors needs to be stopped. First, he and Robbie Krieger *replace* Jim Morrison (WTF?!) with Ian Astbury and "rename" the "new" band "The Doors of the 21st Century". That's a worse name than Audioslave. But THEN, after John Densmore sued and won to bar them from using the Doors name in any form, they went ahead and renamed the band (wait for it...) Riders on the Storm.
This just in: Paris authorities report several earth tremors in the vicinity of Pere-Lachaise Cemetery. They believe they have located the source of the tremors, hypothesized to be coming from directly below Jim Morrison's grave marker. Witnesses reported hearing a spinning sound coming from the grave site as they felt the tremors.
Britney Spears wants to name her baby Preston, aka the most W.A.S.P-y name EVER. Too bad she forgot she's White Trash, not a W.A.S.P. I still say she should name it Pointy.
For WSOU-ers, Hellfest was cancelled for this year. Ah, the memories of that illustrious festival from last year. Monsignor Sheeran having smoke coming out of his ears when he heard us reference Hades on the air (*snorts*), Prof. Reader FREAKING OUT because we were supporting a show of Satan worship (*snorts again*), us wanting to kick Heath for having a show in August with a Halloween theme...us being COMPLETELY confused as to why "H-fest" was evil (when that's all we ever called it!).
Oh, and Kozlowski Hall is no longer Kozlowski Hall. The new name? Jubilee Hall. Only SHU...change the name from being in honor of a corporate con and make it to bouncing spritely happiness.
The hottest guy ever started working at Jupiter House. 6'4", medium build, short dark brown hair, chiseled features, dark blue eyes, Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn stubble. Gah.
Ray Manzerek of the Doors needs to be stopped. First, he and Robbie Krieger *replace* Jim Morrison (WTF?!) with Ian Astbury and "rename" the "new" band "The Doors of the 21st Century". That's a worse name than Audioslave. But THEN, after John Densmore sued and won to bar them from using the Doors name in any form, they went ahead and renamed the band (wait for it...) Riders on the Storm.
This just in: Paris authorities report several earth tremors in the vicinity of Pere-Lachaise Cemetery. They believe they have located the source of the tremors, hypothesized to be coming from directly below Jim Morrison's grave marker. Witnesses reported hearing a spinning sound coming from the grave site as they felt the tremors.
Britney Spears wants to name her baby Preston, aka the most W.A.S.P-y name EVER. Too bad she forgot she's White Trash, not a W.A.S.P. I still say she should name it Pointy.
For WSOU-ers, Hellfest was cancelled for this year. Ah, the memories of that illustrious festival from last year. Monsignor Sheeran having smoke coming out of his ears when he heard us reference Hades on the air (*snorts*), Prof. Reader FREAKING OUT because we were supporting a show of Satan worship (*snorts again*), us wanting to kick Heath for having a show in August with a Halloween theme...us being COMPLETELY confused as to why "H-fest" was evil (when that's all we ever called it!).
Oh, and Kozlowski Hall is no longer Kozlowski Hall. The new name? Jubilee Hall. Only SHU...change the name from being in honor of a corporate con and make it to bouncing spritely happiness.
The hottest guy ever started working at Jupiter House. 6'4", medium build, short dark brown hair, chiseled features, dark blue eyes, Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn stubble. Gah.