HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!! *pauses to control self*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
This has to be one the *greatest* fake stories EVER! It's like a cracked out RPS slash that has taken on a mind of its own. Which is an interesting format: news story fanfic...
Oh man...the air conditioner doesn't work, but I'm in a good mood now this morning despite it.