God didn't give us patience, he gave us opportunities to be patient.
Michael Phels is AWEEEESOME. And has Size 14 feet.
Phelps + Hair Pic.
(Because he totally looks better with longer hair.)
re pasaprisa forms: DIIIIIE. *STAB STAB* DIE ATHLETE'S RECORD. DIE 2x2 I.D. PIC WITH NAMETAG. DIE MEDICAL CERTIFICATE. DIE PAREN'T CONSENT. DIIIIIEEEEEEEE.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PIA PEL!!!!!! I STILL OWE YOU MY POEM!!!
While we're on the subject of killing/dying/murdering. HAVE SOME PERIODIC TABLE with complimentary mnemonics. :D
1 Hydrogen - H (Eh.)
2 Hellium - He (Eh.)
3 Lithium - Li (Eh.)
4 - Beryllium - Be ( I AM BERYLLIUM)
5 - Boron - B (SIR RON'S FAVORITE.)
6 - Carbon - C (Um. COKE! Carbonated drinks are 6 pesos. :>)
7 - Nitrogen - N (Nitrogen is a lucky element.)
8 - Oxygen - O (Eh.)
9 - Fluorine - F (ARIANA IS FLUORINE.)
10 - Neon - Ne (Neon is a perfect 10.)
11 - Sodium - Na (ANINA.)
12 - Magnesium - Mg (ME TEACHING ANINA Isoelectronic atoms.)
13 - Aluminum - Al (Aluminum is unlucky.)
14 - Silicon - Si (Eh.)
15 - Phosphorous - P (15th element,)