I heart Jews.

[mangolight]

On the ______ day of Hanukah/Hannukah/Chanukah?Chanukkah/Whatever, my Daddy (not really, but wouldn't it be so Jewish?) gave to me,

A Dreidle and some latkahs
Two I-Pods
Three Sofee Shorts
Four Tiffany's rings
Five Volkswagons
Six cell phones ringing
Seven trashy novels
Eight nose jobs

....Sing it to yourself, and celebrate your stereotypical faith! Hurrah for Jews!