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Aug 03, 2010 23:07

I am watching far too much Shark Week, in all honesty.  Tonight's special is the Shark Attack Survival Guide--which within the first three minutes already has a boat exploding gloriously, so I suppose that's awesome.  I love shark week so much.  When I was seven years old, I watched Jaws for the first time--I nearly peed my pants in terror, and for literally years I could not get out of my bed at night for fear that a great white would come up through my floorboards.  That fear faded as I got older, but out of that, a new adoration for sharks grew.

Thus far, I have learned that you can use a water bottle as makeshift goggles, and the most important things to gather in a boatwreck are a flotation device, something to staunch a wound, and a weapon.  JUST SO YOU KNOW.

This is very important guys.  When I'm in South Africa, I'm planning on going shark cage diving with great whites (hopefully), so I need to be prepared in case of disaster.  :D

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