Ok, the full cruise she-bang
Night before leaving:
-Birthday extravaganza
-Halos and devil horns
-Alcohol and dancing
-Riding crop
-Bumps and bruises
Leave Day:
-Hangovers
-Lost wallet
-Pita Pit
-Missed connection
-Delta sucks
-Free hotel
-Yankees win
Day of Embarking:
-No sleeping in
-Tiny state room
-Blue drinks
-Awesome servers
-You be Jack, I'll be Rose
Key West:
-My birthday
-Pub tour
-Brian
-4 strong drinks before noon
-Conch blowing
-Bras on ceiling
-Pool
-Lost sunglasses
-Manet
-Guy in public drinking rum
-$5 fruity drinks
-Birthday cake
-Formal night
-Dessert shots
-Professional photos
-Royal Caribbean singers and dancers
-Viking crown
Cozumel:
-Snorkeling
-Free margaritas and rum punch
-Sharks and stingrays
-Beach break and lunch
-Sunburn
-Iguana
-Tequila shots
-Shania Twain, the YMCA, the Macarena, and Staying Alive
-Mexican boyfriends
-"Cheaper than Walmart"
-The Beatles/Revolution/George Harrison
-Jason and Jana MIA
-Servers sing Italian song in "32 different accents, none of them Italian."
-More Macarena
-The Quest
-Pool dance party
-More dessert shots and $5 drinks
Belize:
-"Best third world driver"
-Cave tubing
-Snake
-Cashews
-Obnoxious, rude women
-Sleep on bus
-Sunshine
-Royal Caribbean singers and dancers
-Servers dance
-Jason loses his wedding band
-Escargot
-More macarena
-Love and Marriage game show
-"Love connection" $5 drink
Last Day on Ship:
-Formal breakfast
-MORE sunburn and heat rash
-Belly flop contest
-Magician
-Comedian
-Final singer and dancer show
-Lobster x2
-Servers sing
-Charles' birthday
-$50 in casino
-Margaret wins bingo
-Randy and Margaret buy dessert shots
-Kaden is born
-Kerri gets drunk
-80s night
-"Yellow Bird" $5 drinks
-Karaoke
-Dancing
-"I wanna start this cruise the same way I started it..."
-George Harrison
-Sex on the beach shots
-Bed at 4AM
Coming Home:
-Awake at 8AM
-Hangovers
-Customs
-No sleep on plane
-Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist
-Subway
-"Looking for two passengers to switch to a later flight for 600 Delta dollars"
-Cold
-Tired
-Halloween
-Birthday extravaganza
-Halos and devil horns
-Alcohol and dancing
-Riding crop
-Bumps and bruises
Leave Day:
-Hangovers
-Lost wallet
-Pita Pit
-Missed connection
-Delta sucks
-Free hotel
-Yankees win
Day of Embarking:
-No sleeping in
-Tiny state room
-Blue drinks
-Awesome servers
-You be Jack, I'll be Rose
Key West:
-My birthday
-Pub tour
-Brian
-4 strong drinks before noon
-Conch blowing
-Bras on ceiling
-Pool
-Lost sunglasses
-Manet
-Guy in public drinking rum
-$5 fruity drinks
-Birthday cake
-Formal night
-Dessert shots
-Professional photos
-Royal Caribbean singers and dancers
-Viking crown
Cozumel:
-Snorkeling
-Free margaritas and rum punch
-Sharks and stingrays
-Beach break and lunch
-Sunburn
-Iguana
-Tequila shots
-Shania Twain, the YMCA, the Macarena, and Staying Alive
-Mexican boyfriends
-"Cheaper than Walmart"
-The Beatles/Revolution/George Harrison
-Jason and Jana MIA
-Servers sing Italian song in "32 different accents, none of them Italian."
-More Macarena
-The Quest
-Pool dance party
-More dessert shots and $5 drinks
Belize:
-"Best third world driver"
-Cave tubing
-Snake
-Cashews
-Obnoxious, rude women
-Sleep on bus
-Sunshine
-Royal Caribbean singers and dancers
-Servers dance
-Jason loses his wedding band
-Escargot
-More macarena
-Love and Marriage game show
-"Love connection" $5 drink
Last Day on Ship:
-Formal breakfast
-MORE sunburn and heat rash
-Belly flop contest
-Magician
-Comedian
-Final singer and dancer show
-Lobster x2
-Servers sing
-Charles' birthday
-$50 in casino
-Margaret wins bingo
-Randy and Margaret buy dessert shots
-Kaden is born
-Kerri gets drunk
-80s night
-"Yellow Bird" $5 drinks
-Karaoke
-Dancing
-"I wanna start this cruise the same way I started it..."
-George Harrison
-Sex on the beach shots
-Bed at 4AM
Coming Home:
-Awake at 8AM
-Hangovers
-Customs
-No sleep on plane
-Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist
-Subway
-"Looking for two passengers to switch to a later flight for 600 Delta dollars"
-Cold
-Tired
-Halloween