Oh lord.
So the merman picture came from a "find the weirdest thing you can on ebay" contest between me and one of my groupmates. Of course, I knew the search terms ought to be "gay" and from there I just took the suggestion "fantasy." This is opening up a whole world of weird WEIRD shit. Check out what I found in the course of searching in one hour:
The title of this piece is "Blessed." It goes for $4.99.
The "Mr. Woody" Weiner Cooking Fork. This fine piece of, er, equipment sells for an unbelievable $99.
The title of this piece is "Angel and Devil in Hell." This is an exquisite print of my original oil painting, full of incredible detail, and would make a great Xmas gift !!!. A steal at $12.99.
Who left Bessie in the pasture by herself? Oh well. This thing actually moos when you squeeze the snout. Don't you just want to reach out and give it a honk?
I saved the best for last. What you are looking at is a gay salt and pepper shaker. That's right folks, you too can have salt that tastes like ass for only 14.99. Act soon and often!