I'm a Vampire.

[manfleshbuffet]

I would like to inaugurate this agglomeration of pronouncements with a series of labyrinthine words and red wine.

*Sacrafices an otter (an ugly one don't feel bad) and drinks its blood*

But getting back to the topic at hand...

We live in a world where canibalism is looked down upon and suicide is demoted. While these acts involve in the death of

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jack

[anonymous]

What if starving Etheopians started killing? Then we'd solve hunger too, but then all the starving people would live, thus getting rid of the whole point of killing people.

Your system has little balance.

And I think you would taste good with a lemon pepper seasoning and garlic powder, rather than A1 sauce.

psh....A1....have you no class?

Re: jack

[n_a_j_i]

Excuuuuse me =P Actually, lemon pepper seasoning and garlic powder sounds good. Let's eat him together.

Re: jack

[manfleshbuffet]

I commend your insight, but you're making illogical conclusions. Why would the starving people prosper from cannibalism? Consider this.

Thrown into the arena are two beavers. Beaver A is fat and healthy. Beaver B has not eaten in weeks. Who would logically win the fight? The need for food would give Beaver B an adrenaline rush, but Beaver A would still easily overcome him. The healthy will eat the weak and prosper from their deaths. World hunger would not be solved, it would be eliminated. Those causing world hunger become food for the strong. The populous would stabalize. Cannibalism is a well balanced benefit to mankind. To finalize my point, I would like to refer to a famous american proverb.

"You are what you eat"

I rest my case.

jack

[anonymous]

holy crap I just got pwned...

:'|

/doesn't know how to make a teary face

Re: jack

[manfleshbuffet]

"See yonder maker of the dead man's bed, The sexton, hoary-headed chronicle, Of hard, unmeaning face, down which ne'er stole A gentle tear."
- Scottish Presbyterian Minister, Robert Blair (1699-1746)

Tears are not to be shed by the war mongers, the British. The United States is the child country of Great Britain. Like father like son. Make like a British and don't worry about it.

Your tear faces are increatable because of our British influences.

jack

[anonymous]

what? where do you get this...

it's like...

what?

okay dude, whatever you say...