A moment to reflect
Thanks for your patience, faggots.
Survey. This word once meant something. It was distributed amongst the common folk. Information was relayed to an analyser where it was organized and a general conclusion could be determined. Here we are, thousands of years later, taking surveys in our journals. Your friends know about you, they don't need to read ( Read more... )
General Stuff
What is your full name? Devon Rose LePore
What is your general heritage (Black, White, Indian, Asian)? White
Have you ever taken advantage of your heritage to exploit the government? lol no
What are you good at? Music
What do you suck at? Everything else
What's a trademark or phrase of yours? Boogers
How many fillings do you have? ummm 1?
Do you like your hair? Sure
What's in your wallet? NOTHING
Do you typically get an adrenaline rush when taking surveys? pfft no
Are you in a band? skool
If you were a god...
What would your name be? Devon
What special powers would you have? uh i dunno
What would you ride (Horse, Car, Etc)? i would fly
What would be your trademark or symbol (Cross, Ankh, Etc)? kirby
What would your followers be called? boogers
What would you demand of your followers? to be nice
What would your holy book be called? the sunday comics
How would you punish a disobedient city? make them listen to crappy music
Who would be your main man (John Paul II, Jimmy Page, Etc)? Drew Carey
What would his title be (Ramses, The Pope, Etc)? Four eyes =P
Would you pay $450 for a used Ibanez SR506 6-String Electric Bass? No
Relationship Stuff
Are you single (This is a Yes or No question)? No sir I am not
Are you single? nope
Do you prefer older or younger people? Older
Have you ever been in a room with over five homosexuals? No.. I think only two at the most
Where's the best place to break up a relationship? Nowhere..
What was the most romantic moment of your life? *blushes*
Do you ever try to avoid questions? no
Would you ever give/take oral? ewww never
How much money would it take for you to have sex with a beaver? ...
Since you started liking boys/girls, what was the longest you went without a crush? haha never
Do you like Devon? No, I hate her! I've been trying to kill her for the past 15 years.
Music and Politics
What is your favorite band? The Pillows
Do you own more than four songs by that band? Yes
What is your favorite song? little busters
What is your favorite genre? rock i guess
Do you get music illegally? of course. all my music is illegal. ha.
What would be your ideal concert? I'd like to see Ayu in concert
Would you be happy if you had to go a week with only MTV and Radio? ew no.
Are you a communist? sure
What do you have against communism? nothing
What is your least favorite genre? country
Do you despise progressive metal with a passion? no
Beliefs and such
Do you believe in Vampires? sure
Do you believe in Lumberjacks? ya
Is Paul dead? i dunno
Would you commit cannibalism in order to survive? no
If the world was going to end, what would be the last thing you did? something illegal
Which religious figure's head would look the best as a trophy? none
What is one word to describe your lifestyle? crazy
Who is your hero or role model? Alan Rickman
What is a star? something that lives in outer space
What do you hate more than anything else? People who hate
Would you beat up a retarded kid if he was annoying you for years? no I would run away
=P
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"Do you ever try to avoid questions? no"
VS.
"How much money would it take for you to have sex with a beaver? ..."
It appears as though you have avoided a question right after you claimed that you don't avoid questions. This looks like a breach of integrity to me.
In conclusion: YUU LYEEEE!!
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n. pl. el·lip·ses (-sz)
The omission of a word or phrase necessary for a complete syntactical construction but not necessary for understanding.
An example of such omission.
A mark or series of marks (... or * * *, for example) used in writing or printing to indicate an omission, especially of letters or words.
An omission=you avoided the question=gigidigigidigigidi
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they rock my world
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