A moment to reflect

[manfleshbuffet]

Thanks for your patience, faggots.

Survey. This word once meant something. It was distributed amongst the common folk. Information was relayed to an analyser where it was organized and a general conclusion could be determined. Here we are, thousands of years later, taking surveys in our journals. Your friends know about you, they don't need to read

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It rocks with the Force of a million Darth Vaders.

[anonymous]

General Stuff

What is your full name? Adam "Superfly" Schmitt
What is your general heritage (Black, White, Indian, Asian)? White/Mongolian
Have you ever taken advantage of your heritage to exploit the government? Yes, I'm white therefore I can win any election. It's that simple.
What are you good at? Winning Elections, rocking phace with guitars of all shapes and sizes.
What do you suck at? Being a member of the Jewish faith.
What's a trademark or phrase of yours? Jazz is many music
How many fillings do you have? I have your number
Do you like your hair? Yes and half yes
What's in your wallet? A List of things in my wallet, which includes only one thing: A list of things in my wallet.
Do you typically get an adrenaline rush when taking surveys? Yes
Are you in a band? Yes

If you were a god...

What would your name be? Morgan Freeman
What special powers would you have? Being Morgan Freeman
What would you ride (Horse, Car, Etc)? A Morgan Freeman statue
What would be your trademark or symbol (Cross, Ankh, Etc)? Morgan Freeman's face
What would your followers be called? Morgan Freeman
What would you demand of your followers? Wheat Bread, not white bread
What would your holy book be called? Cooking with Emeril
How would you punish a disobedient city? They would stop being Morgan Freeman.
Who would be your main man (John Paul II, Jimmy Page, Etc)? Morgan Freeman
What would his title be (Ramses, The Pope, Etc)? Morgan Freeman
Would you pay $450 for a used Ibanez SR506 6-String Electric Bass? Would Morgan Freeman pay $450 for a used Ibanez SR506 6-String Electric Bass? I think SO. Obvz0rz

Relationship Stuff

Are you single (This is a Yes or No question)? Yes
Are you single? Like a penis
Do you prefer older or younger people? Who said anything about people?
Have you ever been in a room with over five homosexuals? Probably
Where's the best place to break up a relationship? The barn
What was the most romantic moment of your life? The barn
Do you ever try to avoid questions? Yes
Would you ever give/take oral? In the barn
How much money would it take for you to have sex with a beaver? As much as it takes.
Since you started liking boys/girls, what was the longest you went without a crush? Who said anything about people?
Do you like Devon? Is Devon a rooster? Get back to me on this one.

Music and Politics

What is your favorite band? Phis
Do you own more than four songs by that band? obvzors
What is your favorite song? Phish unhooked
What is your favorite genre? Stoner Rock
Do you get music illegally? yes and no
What would be your ideal concert? Phish+Grateful Dead+String Cheese Incident+Keller Williams all alive.
Would you be happy if you had to go a week with only MTV and Radio? It depends on the cirsumstances surrounding the week
Are you a communist? Are you a suck?

Re: It rocks with the Force of a million Darth Vaders.

[anonymous]

What do you have against communism? Well, the schools of thought regarding the criticisms of communism are twofold. One is an argument regarding the large scale human rights abuses and the other practical aspects common to most communist regimes of the 20th Century. The other is an argument against the ideology and principles of communism. There are many people who believe that the communist ideals are very well thought out, but they still oppose the regimes which impose these ideals. Others still argue that communism in it's purest form still has yet to be achieved. That the so called communist nations that sprung up during the cold war were nothing more than military despot regimes. Trotskyists are people who fall into the first category. These are people who were either loyal to Leon Trotsky during Stalin's rise to power, or were followers of his beliefs after he was killed. Either way these people consider themselves to be true communists, and they generally despise Stalin and his USSR. On a most rare occasion you will see someone who is a follower of a Communist regime, but opposed to the ideology of communism. These people are reffered to as "Assholes," though, and are not to be taken seriously.
The first school of though on communism is very practical, although slightly misguided. There are no "Communist States" in the strictest sense of the word. In the ideal communist society there is no state, no social class, and no private property. There are merely one party states that proclaim adherence to Marxism/Leninism. These one party states never claimed to have attained "communism." Nikita Khrushchev, for example, claimed that the USSR should attain communism in 1980. Meaning that the worlds leading "Communist" power was admitting to not even being communist. It is therefore unrealistic to base an entire criticism on Communism on the events that took place in the 20th century. On the ideological side of the fence "Historical Materialism" is largely seen as the intellectual foundation of Marxist Communism. Historical Materialism is the belief that all historical clashes have come about through materialistic means. A follower of communism must keep in mind that Religion, Love, Culture, and other things that aren't considered to be materialistic in nature have all be the root cause of many of the worlds greatest wars, and conflicts. The idea that you can predict the future based on a materialistic trend has led to, and will arguably always lead to, a descent into a totalitarian state. The dictator will try to change the course of history as he sees fit based on the prediction of "Historical Materialism." In reply, Marxists have pointed to historical analyses by for example Marx, Engels, Lenin, Rosa Luxemburg, Leon Trotsky, Isaac Deutscher, Eric Hobsbawm, Christopher Hill, Robin Blackburn, Frank Furedi and Perry Anderson among many others as valid examples of the application of historical materialism to the historical facts. They have also pointed to the social and material progress in many countries which would not have occurred without Marxist movements. In postmodern theory, however, the very notion of historical progress is contested.
Therefore communism blowz!!!
What is your least favorite genre? Muy Thai
Do you despise progressive metal with a passion? yes

Beliefs and such

Do you believe in Vampires? Gandhi
Do you believe in Lumberjacks? Ngues
Is Paul dead? yes
Would you commit cannibalism in order to survive? Who said anything about people?
If the world was going to end, what would be the last thing you did? Play the most dissonant chord ever.
Which religious figure's head would look the best as a trophy? Gandhi
What is one word to describe your lifestyle? Gandhi
Who is your hero or role model? Morgan Freeman
What is a star? Gandhi
What do you hate more than anything else? Paul Schaffer
Would you beat up a retarded kid if he was annoying you for years? yese

Re: It rocks with the Force of a million Darth Vaders.

[n_a_j_i]

Actually, I am a chicken because roosters are the male. And I'm going to peck your eyes out.

Re: It rocks with the Force of a million Darth Vaders.

[anonymous]

There are plenty of male chickens. If you are trying to find the female exclusive of a chicken try searching "Hen" in Google. You might get somewhere.

Re: It rocks with the Force of a million Darth Vaders.

[n_a_j_i]

My friend has a pet chicken.

Re: It rocks with the Force of a million Darth Vaders.

[anonymous]

Really? Don't pull my muscular, sexy, leg.

Re: It rocks with the Force of a million Darth Vaders.

[n_a_j_i]

Too bad you don't have a muscular, sexy, leg.

Re: It rocks with the Force of a million Darth Vaders.

[anonymous]

Like a penis