Today we're going to go into the life of a cannibal.
Journal 1: Torment in search of Breakfast
My day started the same as any other day. I had just summoned my Demonic Steed, Mr. Pwn, to take him for his morning exercises.
I was scouting the desert when suddenly Mr. Pwn went into a frenzy. I dismounted the steed to see what was troubling him.
A Giant Alligator Thing suddenly lunged towards me. With unbelievable quickness, I dodged his attack and conjured a Shadow Bolt.
Die you son of a bitch.
As the Giant Alligator Thing fell to the ground, I let out a roar of victory. I don't mean to brag, but I am basically God.
Caught up in my adrenaline rush, I began to summon meteors at random.
A stray meteor struck a local towns person in the back, igniting her into a burning fury. It wasn't long before she was a charred corpse on the ground.
At last, breakfast had arrived. I devoured the corpse.
I spent the next few minutes regurgitating the bones I accidentally ate and deciding what to do next.
I finally decided to summon my succubus. And uhh... yup.