Torment Journal 1

Aug 14, 2005 01:21


Today we're going to go into the life of a cannibal.

Journal 1: Torment in search of Breakfast




 My day started the same as any other day. I had just summoned my Demonic Steed, Mr. Pwn, to take him for his morning exercises.


 I was scouting the desert when suddenly Mr. Pwn went into a frenzy. I dismounted the steed to see what was troubling him.


A Giant Alligator Thing suddenly lunged towards me. With unbelievable quickness, I dodged his attack and conjured a Shadow Bolt.


 Die you son of a bitch.


 As the Giant Alligator Thing fell to the ground, I let out a roar of victory. I don't mean to brag, but I am basically God.


 Caught up in my adrenaline rush, I began to summon meteors at random.


 A stray meteor struck a local towns person in the back, igniting her into a burning fury. It wasn't long before she was a charred corpse on the ground.


 At last, breakfast had arrived. I devoured the corpse.


 I spent the next few minutes regurgitating the bones I accidentally ate and deciding what to do next.


 I finally decided to summon my succubus. And uhh... yup.
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