[Quietly, almost to himself:] Sonovabitch, what a goddamn freakshow.
[Then, louder, as he addresses the actual device.] Like it wasn't bad a-fuckin'-nough when the brat busted loose and got of to who knows where... 's stupid is what it is, whole goddamn thing.
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[He sounds mildly agonized.] Goddamn it,
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Don't be so fuckin' testy, I'll get used to it.
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Stop it. Now.
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And it ain't his, either.
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Detective, unless I'm very much mistaken, you are not fucking him.
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[It takes a moment, but he catches his breath.]
...so, thanks for telling me. I don't even want to know how long you guys've been fielding that kinda shit. [He sounds less sore about the fact that two of his best friends are having sex than he is about nearly hacking himself to death.] Assholes.
And besides, if that's really the case, just makes you that much more of a dick.
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Which of us is with him?
Yeah. That's right. You. [Somewhat awkwardly, but he's Urameshi Yuusuke, goddamn it. He powers on through it.]
Now, which of us reacted to this whole thing the worst?
Now, let's go back to your question. Why would it make you more of a dick for reacting this way as his...whatever the fuck you guys are, rather than as his friend, and God so help me, Hiei, if you can't follow this logic, I'm doing him a favor and just killing you right here and now.
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I would think you would approve of the fact I don't want him changed.
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Obviously I don't want Kurama to change. You either, ya sour sonovabitch. Like you the way you are, with and without the pussyass sap.
Which is why I'm fine with it, even if it takes some getting used to. He's still Kurama, no matter what his body looks like, and okay, he was careless, but I'm careless all the goddamn time, and you're not the Prince of Perfectland either, so yank the tether poll out your ass and stop pitchin' a bitch.
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