[049 | voice] tension beyond tensions. this is so fucking weird.

Jun 16, 2009 16:35

[Quietly, almost to himself:] Sonovabitch, what a goddamn freakshow.

[Then, louder, as he addresses the actual device.] Like it wasn't bad a-fuckin'-nough when the brat busted loose and got of to who knows where... 's stupid is what it is, whole goddamn thing.

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[He sounds mildly agonized.] Goddamn it, ( Read more... )

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[Filtered from Kurama] darkestxdragon June 17 2009, 00:22:48 UTC
Stop. Looking. Detective.

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[Filtered from Kurama] - [v] maneurism June 17 2009, 00:26:50 UTC
Yeah, right as soon as I can help it asshole, you don't seem to be doin' so well on that yourself.

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[Filtered from Kurama] - [v] darkestxdragon June 17 2009, 00:40:23 UTC
This is not about my staring. It's about yours.

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[Filtered from Kurama] - [v] maneurism June 17 2009, 00:45:23 UTC
Yeah, why, there a new law about gawking that precludes you?

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[Filtered from Kurama] - [v] darkestxdragon June 17 2009, 00:49:48 UTC
In this case, yes.

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[Filtered from Kurama] - [v] maneurism June 17 2009, 00:51:06 UTC
In this case, in this case nothin'.

Don't be so fuckin' testy, I'll get used to it.

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[Filtered from Kurama] - [v] darkestxdragon June 17 2009, 01:02:45 UTC
He's mine. Not yours.

Stop it. Now.

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[Filtered from Kurama] - [v] maneurism June 17 2009, 01:09:53 UTC
Shut your yap, he's all of ours and you're acting like a goddamn prick. Knock it off. You want somebody to be pissed at, try Ihy. This ain't my fault.

And it ain't his, either.

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[Filtered from Kurama] - [v] darkestxdragon June 17 2009, 01:16:31 UTC
All of ours?

Detective, unless I'm very much mistaken, you are not fucking him.

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[Filtered from Kurama] - [v] maneurism June 17 2009, 01:19:25 UTC
[He chokes and spits out whatever it was he was drinking just then. Several moment's worth of coughing says it went down the wrong pipe.]

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[Filtered from Kurama] - [v] darkestxdragon June 17 2009, 01:20:45 UTC
Die quietly, detective.

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[Filtered from Kurama] - [v] maneurism June 17 2009, 01:24:42 UTC
[Gaspingly.] Shut. Your goddamn mouth.

[It takes a moment, but he catches his breath.]

...so, thanks for telling me. I don't even want to know how long you guys've been fielding that kinda shit. [He sounds less sore about the fact that two of his best friends are having sex than he is about nearly hacking himself to death.] Assholes.

And besides, if that's really the case, just makes you that much more of a dick.

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[Filtered from Kurama] - [v] darkestxdragon June 17 2009, 01:26:01 UTC
Care to explain that before I fix your breathing problems by tearing out your lungs?

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[Filtered from Kurama] - [v] maneurism June 17 2009, 01:31:07 UTC
Figure it out, moron. Just think for a second, answer me this:

Which of us is with him?

Yeah. That's right. You. [Somewhat awkwardly, but he's Urameshi Yuusuke, goddamn it. He powers on through it.]

Now, which of us reacted to this whole thing the worst?

Now, let's go back to your question. Why would it make you more of a dick for reacting this way as his...whatever the fuck you guys are, rather than as his friend, and God so help me, Hiei, if you can't follow this logic, I'm doing him a favor and just killing you right here and now.

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[Filtered from Kurama] - [v] darkestxdragon June 17 2009, 01:40:52 UTC
None of this is your business, detective. This is entirely between me and Kurama. You can concentrate on not staring at his chest before I gouge your eyes out.

I would think you would approve of the fact I don't want him changed.

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[Filtered from Kurama] - [v] maneurism June 17 2009, 01:47:22 UTC
Look, cut the bullshit, this is between all of us as long as you're bent on stirring shit up.

Obviously I don't want Kurama to change. You either, ya sour sonovabitch. Like you the way you are, with and without the pussyass sap.

Which is why I'm fine with it, even if it takes some getting used to. He's still Kurama, no matter what his body looks like, and okay, he was careless, but I'm careless all the goddamn time, and you're not the Prince of Perfectland either, so yank the tether poll out your ass and stop pitchin' a bitch.

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