[039 | voice] hurricane your face.

[maneurism]

[The post starts out with him grumbling in a low, barely audible voice; whether he's aware the communicator is on or not is unclear.] Fuckin' women and their fuckin' feelings. Saw my fingers off why don't you, see if I even ask next time. Fuck me fer even saying anything, "common decency" my ass, etiquette can fucking suck me fer all I care... [

Comments

[myownmemory]

Sounds like your new job's great fun.

[v]

[maneurism]

S'not my new job, ya midget.

Re: [v]

[myownmemory]

So you're just weeding for kicks? Or so some plant likes you?

[v]

[maneurism]

I'm weeding because Hiei's a fuckin' sadist.

Re: [v]

[myownmemory]

There's gotta be more to it than that.

[v]

[maneurism]

What, you wanna fuckin' bedtime story?

... Once upon a time on a Monday, I woke up with a hangover.

So I went out weeding, since staying inside would probably garner getting tortured by Hiei, who's got a real knack for that kind of thing, and making loud noises, and flicking lights on and off.

Knowing that Hiei is deathly allergic to small children, I figured I'd bring one along to help with the ones I can't touch because they hate my guts, right now. So I nabbed Josh and we went frolicking through fuckin' daisies together.

Day ended, I took him home, I came home, I went to bed.

And that's my story.

Re: [v]

[myownmemory]

How charming.

[v]

[maneurism]

You gunna sleep now or do you need some warm milk, too.

Re: [v] lawl intentional punnage

[myownmemory]

Sorry, I'm on a Knight shift now.

[v] aslhfsdhf bb you know i'm allergic. D:

[maneurism]

Which is what.

Re: [v] aslhfsdhf bb you know i'm allergic. D:

[myownmemory]

For Zelda.

[v]

[maneurism]

The chick with the ears? What for?

Re: [v]

[myownmemory]

She's not a chick, she's a queen, and she's a healer and she gives a lot of people here a safe place to stay.

[v]

[maneurism]

She a queen?

Huh. Go figure.

Re: [v]

[myownmemory]

Keep up the fun with the dandelions.