Oh man! November is now, it means everybody is busy with Nanowrimo (even me! Beat my Wordcount for today! Yay!) and it also means its monday and monday means a new chapter of Megaman X.
Man if i could i would so play a drinking game. actually lets pretend we are playing one.
Take one shot every time X cries.
1 shot every time someone squints their eye to make "wacky expressions"
1 shot for every awkward pose.
LETS START and get supposedly drunk:
Oh! I forgot to mention this is also the start chapter of volume two, we already finished 1 volume.
We left off at X figthing Sting Chameleon, that creepy awesome guy that gave all of us nightmares as a kid.
WELL I DO KNOW HE WAS PART OF MY NIGHTMARES ANYWAYS.
I'm kind of thinking, wouldnt burning the place to the goddamn ground wouldnt mean that you would also kind of kill X? ...well actually not he is metal but it still sounds pretty horrible to burn the forest down while your friend is still there.
Also jesus Zero he is your goddamn friend, cant you wait for some minutes more? I KNOW YOU LOVE FIRE AND BURNING STUFF BUT STOP.
If i was you, i would basically shoot randomly in the air.
...No actually that is probably a bad idea. Who knows, its probably a stupid idea. Also look out behind you THERE ARE ALWAYS PEOPLE BEHIND YOU.
Whoa what happened did he atack him from under him?
...That is kind of creepy, really, chameleon you freaky bastard.
I bet 5 bucks X is about to say something incredibly stupid and corny.
Also, Jesus Chameleon, you have Chameleon on your name, you dont need to explain your powers.
...Actually, JESUS X, his name is STING CHAMELEON. CHAMELEON i think iit would be pretty obvious for a thing that is shaped after a chameleon to DISGUISE ON THE BACKROUND.
Jesus, watch more Animal Planet, dude.
"BECAUSE ITS FUN, DEAL WITH IT ASSHOLE."
...No comment.
also take one shot for that awkward pose on panel 1.
I mean look ad dat face.
Haha you idiot that isnt even his weakness oh well.
Also, i have no fucking idea what is going on in that last panel and i am very very afraid to ask really :c
Oh my god the speech bubble is on his crotch hahahaha one more shot.
Chameleon you have no idea of how dirty the iron tongue thing sounded.
Or probably my mind is just too deep down on the gutter.
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Uh.
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I do like "death" clothes though. Damn Death looks fancy right there i so want to highfive that guy.
Yeah he definetly lost it alright.
Oh shit apparently only having two shots shocked him so much his mouth dissappeared into the nothing.
DONT WORRY X YOU WILL PROBABLY HAVE IT BACK NEXT PAGE.
I love how X is like "YAAAAAAAAAY"
Oh man no dont kill chameleon i love that nasty scary motherfucker, he is pretty awesome.
IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOS.
That is a prety fucking intense shot, X what the fuck have you been taking i want some of that.
Oh man there was nothing left from him to take APART FROM THE CHIP.
Well good night sweet prince ;A;
HOLY SHEET ITS A DEER KILL IT KILL IT WITH FIRE.
OH GOD HAHAHAHAHAHA he uses the goddamn thing as if it was a horse wtf.
I mean i would be pretty shocked too Zero.
"Omg you fucking princess couldnt you come walking? NOOO YOU GO ALL FAIRY PRINCESS AND COME MOUNTING A DEER. DAMNIT."
Oh god the montage is there going to be a montage or what.
I like to think that the reason that Zero is like "what" is because he actually expected X to not only fail but die. He is still like "..." all the time even if X is all "OH YEAH I GOT POWERUPS FROM PEDOS AND I SAVED ALL THE ANIMALS ON THE FOREST and i rode a deer"
And is that a wombat peeing on the thing? Oh god what.
Wasnt that your original idea? Heh.
Also shit those are a bunch of minions OMG ZERO DONT TOUCH THAT A WOMBAT JUST PEED ON IT, JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM.
Oh shit he is gonna kill X DUN DUN DUUUN
Ooooh; Ooooooh!
Look! its Armoder Armadillo! See NOW you could use the spark weapon but NOOO YOU WASTED IT WITH STING CHAMELEON. Dork.
Well that is curious i dont remember him having a sword on the game OHOHO ARTISTIC LICENCE I KNOW DAMNIT.
Also he is no man X he is a robot pfft.
Someone needs some anger management classes!
AT THIS POINT YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT YOU SHOULD NOT TRUST THE EVIL ROBOTS, REALLY. DONT, YOU SILLY.
HAAAAAAAAA okay that is pretty funny on a very stupid as fuck way.
Also he cried even if they are funny tears ONE SHOT.
Another shot, look at that weird ass pose!
Dat metallic ass of yours HAH. Also that was fast as fuck guess you just need to climb that shit and get goooiiing.
He screams sooo much i am almost used at it.
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What is the purpose to put an hologram there? Really.
Well he is at least very nice. He has honor lets have it at that, my favorite robot master so far.
Oh daaaaamn!
Well with that i guess there will be a nice flashback to some hours ago.
...Maybe.
Oh wait, its over already?
Well that was pretty short!
See you next Wensday when we cover Chapter 7 when we see X taking down on Armadillooooo.
See you next time!