Megaman X: Chapter Three!
(NOTE: I am going to make a special edition of this one with one of my friends and me commenting on it, for the lulz, so there are gonna be two versions, this is the first one! the solo version!)
(Just to make shit interesting, i am listening Mambo Number 5 for this one CAUSE IM COOL LIKE THAT.)
Lets get it started.
Stop with the super awkward poses, jeez, this one is one of the most awkward chapter posters i've seen. and I've seen a lot.
...Well not that many BUT YOU GET THE POINT.
X BUSTER X BUSTER X BUSTER X BUSTER.
Chill Penguin you are the first boss of the game, you are the easies shit ever! If this is how the first boss acts i really DONT want to know how Launch Octopus or Sting Chameleon act, i mean really, they are probably hams.
YEAAAAH wait no that was a horrible joke. was it even a joke?
X is pretty much owned right in the face so JUSTIFIED.
Funny enough, Armor Armadillo also has the same kind of armour. The "BULLETS FLY OFF ME" kind. You sneaky assholes.
You kind of headbutted him, Chill. You headbutted his ass. Or his Crotch? I cant tell, either way you are seriously lame at jokes STOP IT NOW, MY BRAIN WILL BREAK.
OH WHAT THE HELL right, WHAT THE HELL. I never understood why he did that, its stupid, you can just stand at the other side of the room and ignore the little things completely, he will destroy them anyways when he slides or when he pulls the blizzard button thingie, whats the point? Guess he just likes showing off!
JUUUUMP X JUUUUMP THE THINGS ARE COMING AT YOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Or you could just shoot em.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.
That looks like it really hurted.
OH GOD HERE COME THE TEARS. CHEER UP, EMO BOI.
Believe in me that believes in yourself!
YOUR BUSTER WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!
I THOUGHT THAT X WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT COULD CRY- wait.
Is Penguin smiling? why would he be smiling? he is getting owned YOU DONT SMILE FOR THAT. Unless you are the Joker i guess.
Obviously its not unbreakable, you idiot. I dont think there is any ice that is Unbreakable YOU JUST NEED TO SHOOT HARDER AND WITH MORE FIRE.
It looks like he is Barfing ice, wtf. He moves with STYYYYYYYYYYYYYYLE.
Wait, wall climbing has a name apart from wall climbing? the moar you know.
"Wait what are you talking about i am pretty sure Marth is over here and he is fro-" "SHUT UP XBUSTER XBUSTER XBUSTER"
WHO IS THE COWARD NOW, PENGUIN, YOU RANK A HUNTER HUH HUH HUH
I like how X is like "Wait really? I... I didnt expect this"
Penguin didnt you just say that your ice is basically unbreakable? STOP CONTRADICTING YOURSELF FUCK DAMNIT YOU MAKING ME CONFUSED.
Is there any reason he said that? When i am a villian i am not going to be all "Oh, this is the turn of swtich, so you can kill me, teehee!"
You dumb ice bird.
Isnt that convenient, Marth? VERY CONVENIENT WHY YES.
Again, Penguin, ice that cant shatter? you should check your ice more often.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAAAAAAAAAAAAARTH.
why cant he just do a normal shot? seriously, is there any reason not? i am pretty sure that it is like it is the heart, anything will break it, you death seeker.
Oh god more wacky faces, seriously LOL. LOL HIS FACE. it is the most awkward derpy wtf face. And i am pretty sure that there will be more on the next chapters. Ohoho!
BOOM X SHOT.
;A; ;A; ;A; ;A; ;A;
Yeah not really.
DOMO ARIGATO MR ROBOTO
AAAAAND there it goes, one down, 7 more to go! GET READY X
Oh, i think i know who he is going to face off next, alright, with so much DRAMA.
Yeah, yeah i think who it is. Awesome Explosions btw, I think this artist liked Micheal Bay movies waaaay too much.
HEY LOOK ITS...
...not Puppy girl, huh. that is different. She looks like she is about to get very fucked up, though RUN REDSHIRT RUUUUUN
NOOOO REDSHIRT BROTHEEEER OR FAMILIAAAAR OR SOMETHING.
RUN REDSHIRT GIRL RUN.
Yay Brutal X! Now go kick some chimp ass!
Do robots in this universe need light to see? I am not sure, probably not, but it is still interesting to think about, why would robots be affected by dark?
...It would be amusing to see X crashing into walls, though. Oh so very amusing.
OH GOD, THOSE THINGS ARE SO ANNOYING. DUCK X DUCK.
So so so amusing to see X hurt, so amusing. AND THIS IS JUST THE BEGGININNNNG.
ON THE LAST ROOM YOU FUCKAH.
A Stalker pet!
Like we need more innuendos, goddamnit!
So this is the last we got, last page! Next chapter we will see the derpy X against more derpy enemies, who will derpy win? FIND OUT ON THE NEXT INSTALLMENT OF MEGAMAN X MANGA SNARK.
what a long name jeez.
Bonus round (with side commentary by friend!) will be up soon! See you later!
(Megaman X manga does not belong to me, nor the videogame themselves, i didnt translated the manga, i just snark it!)
(Just to make shit interesting, i am listening Mambo Number 5 for this one CAUSE IM COOL LIKE THAT.)
Lets get it started.
Stop with the super awkward poses, jeez, this one is one of the most awkward chapter posters i've seen. and I've seen a lot.
...Well not that many BUT YOU GET THE POINT.
X BUSTER X BUSTER X BUSTER X BUSTER.
Chill Penguin you are the first boss of the game, you are the easies shit ever! If this is how the first boss acts i really DONT want to know how Launch Octopus or Sting Chameleon act, i mean really, they are probably hams.
YEAAAAH wait no that was a horrible joke. was it even a joke?
X is pretty much owned right in the face so JUSTIFIED.
Funny enough, Armor Armadillo also has the same kind of armour. The "BULLETS FLY OFF ME" kind. You sneaky assholes.
You kind of headbutted him, Chill. You headbutted his ass. Or his Crotch? I cant tell, either way you are seriously lame at jokes STOP IT NOW, MY BRAIN WILL BREAK.
OH WHAT THE HELL right, WHAT THE HELL. I never understood why he did that, its stupid, you can just stand at the other side of the room and ignore the little things completely, he will destroy them anyways when he slides or when he pulls the blizzard button thingie, whats the point? Guess he just likes showing off!
JUUUUMP X JUUUUMP THE THINGS ARE COMING AT YOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Or you could just shoot em.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.
That looks like it really hurted.
OH GOD HERE COME THE TEARS. CHEER UP, EMO BOI.
Believe in me that believes in yourself!
YOUR BUSTER WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!
I THOUGHT THAT X WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT COULD CRY- wait.
Is Penguin smiling? why would he be smiling? he is getting owned YOU DONT SMILE FOR THAT. Unless you are the Joker i guess.
Obviously its not unbreakable, you idiot. I dont think there is any ice that is Unbreakable YOU JUST NEED TO SHOOT HARDER AND WITH MORE FIRE.
It looks like he is Barfing ice, wtf. He moves with STYYYYYYYYYYYYYYLE.
Wait, wall climbing has a name apart from wall climbing? the moar you know.
"Wait what are you talking about i am pretty sure Marth is over here and he is fro-" "SHUT UP XBUSTER XBUSTER XBUSTER"
WHO IS THE COWARD NOW, PENGUIN, YOU RANK A HUNTER HUH HUH HUH
I like how X is like "Wait really? I... I didnt expect this"
Penguin didnt you just say that your ice is basically unbreakable? STOP CONTRADICTING YOURSELF FUCK DAMNIT YOU MAKING ME CONFUSED.
Is there any reason he said that? When i am a villian i am not going to be all "Oh, this is the turn of swtich, so you can kill me, teehee!"
You dumb ice bird.
Isnt that convenient, Marth? VERY CONVENIENT WHY YES.
Again, Penguin, ice that cant shatter? you should check your ice more often.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAAAAAAAAAAAAARTH.
why cant he just do a normal shot? seriously, is there any reason not? i am pretty sure that it is like it is the heart, anything will break it, you death seeker.
Oh god more wacky faces, seriously LOL. LOL HIS FACE. it is the most awkward derpy wtf face. And i am pretty sure that there will be more on the next chapters. Ohoho!
BOOM X SHOT.
;A; ;A; ;A; ;A; ;A;
Yeah not really.
DOMO ARIGATO MR ROBOTO
AAAAAND there it goes, one down, 7 more to go! GET READY X
Oh, i think i know who he is going to face off next, alright, with so much DRAMA.
Yeah, yeah i think who it is. Awesome Explosions btw, I think this artist liked Micheal Bay movies waaaay too much.
HEY LOOK ITS...
...not Puppy girl, huh. that is different. She looks like she is about to get very fucked up, though RUN REDSHIRT RUUUUUN
NOOOO REDSHIRT BROTHEEEER OR FAMILIAAAAR OR SOMETHING.
RUN REDSHIRT GIRL RUN.
Yay Brutal X! Now go kick some chimp ass!
Do robots in this universe need light to see? I am not sure, probably not, but it is still interesting to think about, why would robots be affected by dark?
...It would be amusing to see X crashing into walls, though. Oh so very amusing.
OH GOD, THOSE THINGS ARE SO ANNOYING. DUCK X DUCK.
So so so amusing to see X hurt, so amusing. AND THIS IS JUST THE BEGGININNNNG.
ON THE LAST ROOM YOU FUCKAH.
A Stalker pet!
Like we need more innuendos, goddamnit!
So this is the last we got, last page! Next chapter we will see the derpy X against more derpy enemies, who will derpy win? FIND OUT ON THE NEXT INSTALLMENT OF MEGAMAN X MANGA SNARK.
what a long name jeez.
Bonus round (with side commentary by friend!) will be up soon! See you later!
(Megaman X manga does not belong to me, nor the videogame themselves, i didnt translated the manga, i just snark it!)